Opening up a big can of whup-ass.

Ursy · 10-04-2010, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Mitmo01

hahahha the best thing to do is make sure the Whoopass has enough time to disperse into the air...that way you can get the most outta your whoopass as you breathe it in and unleash on the unexpecting party lmfaooooooo

also i think if not properly disposed of Whoopass builds up until it bursts out of the can and therefore could injure the owner of said can of whoopass...

Oooh, very good advice, thank you. It would be tragic to be injured by one's own can of whup-ass!

Mitmo01 · 10-04-2010, 07:17 AM

Im of the mind that Whoopass needs to be an airborne toxic event and it needs to be served up red hot for the maximum benefit to all parties involved with said whoopass can.....

Ursy · 10-04-2010, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Mitmo01

Im of the mind that Whoopass needs to be an airborne toxic event and it needs to be served up red hot for the maximum benefit to all parties involved with said whoopass can.....

Noted, red-hot. Thank you Mitmo01

Glenn · 10-04-2010, 09:10 AM

95% is bad quality. It's worthless and replaceable. I have put plastic over more poor quality whup-ass than anyone in my fridge. And even with the good quality, there's no guarenntee it will store for a long time, and still be good. You have to muck through alot of shyt to find good quality whup-ass. Quality, of course, is based on individual criteria. You will create this as you gain experience. Nothing gets this Italian butch off more than using some good quality whup-ass. I just use alittle hot if someone says some stupid shyt or trys to pull some crap on me, then disappear for awhile. They'll always come back for more, so always have more.

AtLast · 10-04-2010, 10:48 AM

I serve it all hot- I know no other way.....

princessbelle · 10-04-2010, 11:55 AM

Wow what an amazing and totally educational thread!!!!

You see...i've never ventured into the Whup - azz isle at the store. I've always been a little shy about how one even manages to purchase the can. I usually close my eyes when i see it on the shelf not sure what i would do with it. I mean isn't there an art to even putting it in the cart and paying for it? Or....do you pay for it? There is a question in it's self.

With these suggestions, maybe i'll gather up some courage and actually venture down that whup-azz isle one of these days myself. Stranger things have happened.

Soft*Silver · 10-04-2010, 02:52 PM

BFF...I heard the stock boys have to be 21 in order to handle the cases of whoop ass and put them on the shelf!

Diva · 10-04-2010, 07:21 AM

There SHOULD be a recipe book...just for Whup~Ass recipes!

Here's what *I* do.....

IF, perchance, there IS any Whup~Ass remaining, I am known to toss it in my KitchenAide mixer, whipping it lightly....I find infusing a little air into pre-existing Whup~Ass makes it go further.

Then, if I find no Whup~Ass is currently needed at that time, I freeze dollops of Whup~Ass in an icecube tray. It's VERY easy to pull out the right amount of Whup~Ass needed for any occasion, dethaw quickly in the micro (oh hellz yes, Whup~Ass is only effective when raging hot) and use as needed.

I do hope this was helpful!

Ursy · 10-04-2010, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Diva

There SHOULD be a recipe book...just for Whup~Ass recipes!

Here's what *I* do.....

IF, perchance, there IS any Whup~Ass remaining, I am known to toss it in my KitchenAide mixer, whipping it lightly....I find infusing a little air into pre-existing Whup~Ass makes it go further.

Then, if I find no Whup~Ass is currently needed at that time, I freeze dollops of Whup~Ass in an icecube tray. It's VERY easy to pull out the right amount of Whup~Ass needed for any occasion, dethaw quickly in the micro (oh hellz yes, Whup~Ass is only effective when raging hot) and use as needed.

I do hope this was helpful!

O Miss Diva, I knew you would have some good advice!
I really like the ice cube tray idea. Does it affect the whup-ass negatively in any way?

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Glenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Ol butch bones. Preferred Pronoun?: Old thing Relationship Status: Too old to play. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: :rolleyes: Posts: 1,547 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,602 Thanked 3,729 Times in 1,095 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	95% is bad quality. It's worthless and replaceable. I have put plastic over more poor quality whup-ass than anyone in my fridge. And even with the good quality, there's no guarenntee it will store for a long time, and still be good. You have to muck through alot of shyt to find good quality whup-ass. Quality, of course, is based on individual criteria. You will create this as you gain experience. Nothing gets this Italian butch off more than using some good quality whup-ass. I just use alittle hot if someone says some stupid shyt or trys to pull some crap on me, then disappear for awhile. They'll always come back for more, so always have more. __________________ 1 Kings 19:12

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Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	There SHOULD be a recipe book...just for Whup~Ass recipes! Here's what I do..... IF, perchance, there IS any Whup~Ass remaining, I am known to toss it in my KitchenAide mixer, whipping it lightly....I find infusing a little air into pre-existing Whup~Ass makes it go further. Then, if I find no Whup~Ass is currently needed at that time, I freeze dollops of Whup~Ass in an icecube tray. It's VERY easy to pull out the right amount of Whup~Ass needed for any occasion, dethaw quickly in the micro (oh hellz yes, Whup~Ass is only effective when raging hot) and use as needed. I do hope this was helpful!