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When I was at the post office mailing some of the Holiday cards, there were two ladies were standing behind me. There were 3 associates working. Only two associates were handling outgoing packages. Both of the workers handling outgoing packages were just a chatting up a storm with their current customer.. so the two ladies behind me start talking quietly amoungst each other..
Lady 1: Shesh, they need to keep it down to business Lady 2: I know, this is getting crazy Finally one of the customers starts to leave, but is still talking Lady 1: oh!! you can do it.. go on by this time I am secretly cracking up laughing Lady 2: Next thing you know, she will have to go to lunch and we will be here another hour. Associate 1: (looks to associate 2 and 3) isn't it about time for her to go on her lunch.. its well after 12 o'clock. I had to hold my laugh in at this point! Associate 3: The line is to long right now. Associate 1: Next person in line please.. its me and I dump out a purse load of cards and packages!! |
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12-13-2010, 01:14 PM
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Corkey: that show american pickers is gonna have people on it from Erie
Me: can you please look it up and goosemark it for me Corkey: what Me: bookmark it, book mark it (really dvr it)
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12-13-2010, 02:12 PM
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I already mentioned in another thread, but....
Me: Did you like the cup o' noodles or was it as bad as you remembered? Organic: It was okay, once I spiced it up a bit. Me: What'd you use? Organic: Butter. Me: Butter's not a spice! It's lard.  Organic: Fine, then it's spicy lard. 
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12-13-2010, 11:39 PM
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I was standing at a bus stop one day and two guys walk by. One of them said "Did you know cum is nutritious?" the other guy said in this awkward tone "Yep."
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Coworker 1: Holy shit, would you listen to that wind? Coworker 2: I don't think it's the wind. Coworker 1: Then what is it? Coworker 2: Chainsaw? Me: Well that's fantastic. Not only do I have to wade through snowbanks on my way home but NOW I have to worry about a serial killer? Coworker 1: I can give you a ride home tonight. Coworker 2: Heroic!
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(A coworker is studying for an anatomy exam.) Female Coworker: Do you know where your epididymis is? Male Coworker: I really don't want to talk about my balls right now.
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