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12-29-2010, 09:33 PM
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Me and Miss Pink discussing being from small towns way out in the country of Tennessee and Kentucky respectively...
Me: "Well my Mama is from Franklin County and my Daddy was from Lincoln County so I know they weren't kin." Miss Pink: "Well my Mom and Dad were from the same county but they weren't kin to each other and I'm not kin to any of my cousins either!" Me: "HUH??"
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12-30-2010, 11:08 AM
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12-30-2010, 11:43 AM
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Having just picked up the mail...
Scoote: Honey, you got something from Home Depot...
Jo: Oh, it's the credit card...so we could get the zero interest on the patio furniture... Scoote: We have a Home Depot credit card??? Jo: Yep Scoote: Damn...I wish I was more butch... 
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12-30-2010, 01:15 PM
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LOL! Were that convo to take place here.. it would be me saying " Damn, we have a patio?".. to which she would respond " yes, the one you are going to use this credit card to build".. argh.. the joys of homebuilding! |
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01-01-2011, 08:47 PM
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while grocery shopping for fresh veggies....
Blade: What's sha...sha...shit Take mushrooms?
Me: .gif "Say What?") huh? Blade: What's shit Take mushrooms? Me:  You mean Shiitake! You goof!
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01-02-2011, 09:24 AM
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Me and Miss Pink sitting in the living room replying to each other in the "Song Title Quiz" thread....
Me: I'm stalking you,I gots one for ya! Miss Pink: Whatcha got, cos you AIN"T TALKIN' ABOUT LOVE Me: I got a GOOD ONE for ya! Miss Pink: Whatcha got big boi?? Me: Yanno we could save ourselves a LOT of typing and just duel this out right here!  It doesn't take a lot to amuse us at 9:30 on a Sunday morning!
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01-02-2011, 12:47 PM
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While watching Blade prepare to marinade homemade beef jerky
Me: (speaking to Skippy Dippy the chihuahua begging for treats at his Daddy's feet....) Your Daddy's being fastidious about that.
Blade: What? huh? Me: You're being fastidious about how you arrange that beef in the bowl. Blade: What's that mean? Me: You tell me. You posted it as your Word Of The Day a few days ago. 
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Grin.. My mom and dad actually are cousins... hehe BUT they didn't become cousins until mom was three and dad was one, so I don't think it counts...
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01-12-2011, 10:27 AM
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After having introduced a friend to The Big Bang Theory…….. Deb: OMG, Sheldon reminds me so much of you! Kobi: huh? Deb: Sheldon is you! Kobi: Sorry, I still don’t get it. Deb: People, except for the inner core, seldom know what Sheldon is saying. How often do people say to you…you are speaking in tongues again? You both have an uncanny ability to be devoid of expression regardless of the situation. Sheldon sees the world in formulas and probabilities. You see it in behavior patterns and human nature. You both can dish out the funniest sarcasm but when done to you, you haven’t a clue. Kobi: *trying to decide if I am supposed to feel insulted or uplifted* Deb: Sheldon dresses better tho. Kobi: * me picturing Sheldon*  Ok I’m quite sure that was meant to be a dig. Deb: *giving hug* But I love your uniqueness. Kobi: * Sighs. Has no freakin clue what just happened.*
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01-12-2011, 08:48 PM
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Fur real....
Two men answered my ad on freecycle about the (semi-creepy) shed I want to vanish from the back yard (and yes, Scoote agreed
 )Unfortunately, it was already getting dark when they showed up...and Scoote was at work. So there I am, in the back yard, in the semi-dark, with two strange men. I do not particularly care for this. Shadow (our mini-dachshund), trots out....barks twice. Man #1: Hi puppy Shadow barks once more, then runs for the doggy door, looking over his shoulder as he goes. Great watch dog.  Conversation and shed inspection continues. Banshee (our boy kitty who is the size of a small pony) approaches. Me: Hi Banshee boo boo Banshee: Meow...and starts to purr Man #2 (stepping out of the shed): Hi kitty Banshee hisses, snarls, puffs his tail up and starts to walk stiff-legged towards both men. Man #1: Dammmmnnnnnn.....you don't need a dog with a cat like that.
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01-13-2011, 06:19 PM
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Miss Pink likes to sleep with a fan on for the noise, but I don't like it blowing on me while we sleep....so we compromise...
Miss Pink: "I have the fan on but it's not blowing on the bed" Me: "Oh that's great, that'll work" Miss Pink: "What we really need in here is a noise machine" Me: (grinning into her hair as we snuggle) "We have one,it's name is Pinky"  Miss Pink: "Fucker" 
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