Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

You make the underflaps of my breasts burn, like when I used to rub them with poison sumac.

I'm secretly hoping it's a mid-life crisis, meaning your halfway to an early death.

I'm not going to do this. Even your breath stinks of mediocrity

What if I were to innocently murder you? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide


Sue Sylvester - Glee