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01-28-2010, 12:56 PM
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Power Femme
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Cinnamon spiced, caramel colored, power-femme Preferred Pronoun?:
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Married to a wonderful horse girl 
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The person who wrote the advertisements is without doubt the most ignorant person now alive on the planet; also without doubt he is an idiot, an idiot of the 33rd degree, and scion of an ancestral procession of idiots stretching back to the Missing Link. (Mark Twain)
Trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table. I have no interest in doing it. (Congressman Barney Frank D-MA) The breathtaking inanity of the...decision is evident when considered against the factual backdrop...(Judge John E. Jones in the case of Kitzmiller v. Dover School Board) I wish I had a daughter so I could forbid her to marry him. (Douglas Adams--Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) Unlike in Alice in Wonderland, simply saying something is so does not make it so. (Judge Clay Land Rhodes v. MacDonald) And my all-time favorite snarky statement: "Not only is it not right, it's not even wrong!" (Wolfgang Pauli) Cheers Aj
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Proud member of the reality-based community. "People on the side of The People always ended up disappointed, in any case. They found that The People tended not to be grateful or appreciative or forward-thinking or obedient. The People tended to be small-minded and conservative and not very clever and were even distrustful of cleverness. And so, the children of the revolution were faced with the age-old problem: it wasn’t that you had the wrong kind of government, which was obvious, but that you had the wrong kind of people. As soon as you saw people as things to be measured, they didn’t measure up." (Terry Pratchett) |
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02-05-2010, 09:31 PM
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Is Grateful
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Queer Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
Engaged 
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Thanks for sharing it.
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01-07-2011, 08:58 PM
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Senior Member
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Urban Bohemian : http://youtu.be/IM96Ch9Gx4A 
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"Talk to the hand~ Sarcasm"
 " Hey I asked for guardian angles, not flying Monkeys fueled by methane!!!! mmmmK?" I'd like one of the new Mother Focker Alert bracelets. Where are they selling those again????
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01-07-2011, 09:14 PM
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Senior Member
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dangerous, but worth the risk. Preferred Pronoun?:
just be nice.. it's that easy. Relationship Status:
CapitalM's carved upon my skin. 
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mildy sarcastic- but effective.
don't go away mad... just go away.
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True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate their life, through devotion, to something beyond themselves.  Whenever someone awakens fully, it affects human consciousness at a collective level. It is like dropping a stone into a dark murky pond. Ripples of light... Not one word need be spoken. |
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01-07-2011, 10:12 PM
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Senior Member
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Urban Bohemian : http://youtu.be/IM96Ch9Gx4A
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Sarcasm For Dummies - A Guide
Sorry, couldn't resist
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01-09-2011, 09:13 AM
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You make the underflaps of my breasts burn, like when I used to rub them with poison sumac.
I'm secretly hoping it's a mid-life crisis, meaning your halfway to an early death. I'm not going to do this. Even your breath stinks of mediocrity What if I were to innocently murder you? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide Sue Sylvester - Glee |
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01-11-2011, 02:30 PM
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Infamous Member
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Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
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Don’t be the kind of person that could be used as a blueprint to build an idiot. Some people are a good argument for retroactive abortion. You! Off my planet! Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. Do I look like a people person? No, a hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
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11-30-2011, 07:38 AM
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Infamous Member
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JAGG Relationship Status:
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"I'm trying to see things from his point of view, but I can't stick my head up my ass that far."
"A few more brain cells and he might be dangerous. " " Don't go away mad, just go away ."
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I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without. |
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11-30-2011, 07:53 PM
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Senior Member
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Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! 
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Sarcasm! Almost as much fun as Orgasm but you leave your clothes on...
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Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you. 
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12-01-2011, 05:24 AM
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Senior Member
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BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard!
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Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.
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Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.
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12-01-2011, 12:32 PM
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Senior Member
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BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?:
Anything Respectful! Relationship Status:
Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... 
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A Butch is as young as the woman she’s holding!
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
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What will make the difference to me is your strength of character and what's in your heart... |
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12-01-2011, 01:05 PM
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Member
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Bitchy, Self Sufficient, High Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
Mizz (Bitch) Relationship Status:
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Sometimes I need what only you can provide, ABSENCE
I'm smiling, that SHOULD scare you Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm I'm not a complete idiot, somethings are missing Pitty party for 1 today?
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Sorry...................My Give A Damn Meter Is Broken I Am A Bitch, But I Ain't Yo Bitch http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u.../ny/ny1303.gif |
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12-01-2011, 01:15 PM
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Member
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Pinky's mommy :) Preferred Pronoun?:
Su Majestad Relationship Status:
Happy with my puppy
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"Once I was...
...pure as the driven snow - now I'm just driven."
~May West
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Who needs reality when you have Turner Classic Movies!! The
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12-01-2011, 02:53 PM
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Senior Member
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If you're that A-hole that honks the second the light turns green, I'm that shit head that will sit through that green light & update my Facebook status.
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12-01-2011, 02:59 PM
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Senior Member
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I'm currently taking applications for an evil sidekick. Must be willing to follow directions and occasionally participate in witty banter.
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12-01-2011, 07:03 PM
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Senior Member
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On the advice of my attorney, I plead the 5th on EXACTLY what I did for a Klondike Bar.
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12-04-2011, 08:35 AM
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Senior Member
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I'm fully qualified to not care
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12-05-2011, 07:39 AM
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Senior Member
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BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard!
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Some days there are just not enough swear words in my vocabulary!!!
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12-05-2011, 08:54 PM
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Senior Member
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Sometimes you just want to ask people if they own a mirror!
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12-06-2011, 07:15 AM
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never argue with an idiot they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
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