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03-18-2011, 10:01 PM
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Momma and Daddy..........Geez I'm gonna have to quit letting them out by themselves.....she/her Camry was assaulted by a deer this morning on her way to work, trashed the drivers front quarter panel, headlight, and some of the driver door. If that wasn't enough, when I went by to check out the damage, Daddy had gotten home and he came outside and says "Did you see my van?"....he turned to sharply leaving a gas station and ran into one of those concrete safety poles they put up.....he said I don't know how I hit that damn pole, I had just walked right past it....I told them....the insurance company was gonna write them off.....
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03-18-2011, 10:25 PM
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HOLY Hannah!!! We are gonna take his van keys and give the old goat *insert affection* a golf cart with side bumpers like a boat and an engine from a Barbie car!! and your momma needs to turn in her fancy FAST car for a peddle car!!! It cracks me up that he can't pick on her now about how she backed into a light pole at the Auction!! LOL!!! poor old goat!! Oh yeah...and your daddy's golf cart needs a "back up beeper" with side air bags!! and momma needs deer whistles on her bumper!!!!!!! Let's not forget about your daddy's little run in with the cops!! Here's a peddle car for momma.... tell her it has energy saving air conditioning!!  and NO buttons on the console for her to fight with daddy about while they are driving in city traffic!! Remember that day?
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03-18-2011, 10:27 PM
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03-18-2011, 10:31 PM
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It was NOT ME that hit a HUGE black dog with MY DAMN car...now was it? Just for that.... I get to drive your truck to work all next week and you can have the 4 cylinder jelly bean!!
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03-18-2011, 10:55 PM
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03-18-2011, 11:19 PM
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Just when you begin to not remember and let it fade...
The lightning crashes and literally a blast from the past comes walking back around...odd how someone we have not thought about or discussed in years upon seeing them it rushes back and you somehow find yourself clicking again right at the same spot as if no time and no apologies were needed.
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03-18-2011, 11:42 PM
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Always on my mind lately....
I have been fortunate enough to bond with someone special....she may think that I am crazy but what is going through my head? The song Don't Wanna Miss a Thing by Aerosmith. I hope she knows how much she means to me.
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