How do you know when you are getting older?

Jess · 03-29-2011, 11:44 AM

ahem... when an evening of the hottest sex ever leaves you a) needing aspercream b) aching for days c) wanting more, More, MORE... LAWDHAVMERCY, but I do love that woman of mine!

anyone seen the heating pad?

( pssst, I miss you baby)

Corkey · 03-29-2011, 11:59 AM

When your arms are not long enough, and your back not nimble enough, your ears fail you, and your sleep is interrupted 2 or 3 times a night.

christie · 03-29-2011, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Jess

ahem... when an evening of the hottest sex ever leaves you a) needing aspercream b) aching for days c) wanting more, More, MORE... LAWDHAVMERCY, but I do love that woman of mine!

anyone seen the heating pad?

( pssst, I miss you baby)

You might also know you are getting older when aforementioned evening of hottest sex evah results in needing both a chiro appointment AND several hours in the hot tub!

(The heating pad is under the side table in the LR by your chair....)

(psssstttt..... You might wanna rest up tonight and tomorrow... I will be home tomorrow night, I think... Yeeehawwwwww!)

Kobi · 03-29-2011, 01:06 PM

You know you are getting older when:

~ you do everything at a leisurely pace out of necessity not preference

~ you start thinking those security bars in the shower might be a good idea

~ you plan everything carefully to conserve energy and minimize injury

~ you have designated someone to erase your hardrive, and remove toys from the house after your demise.....before your family shows up.

03-29-2011, 02:24 PM

When you become obsessed with a game (on consoles/pcs/'pods, whichever is your poison) and play through the night and can't function the next day. *sighs and drags self off to the bath*

PinkieLee · 03-29-2011, 02:37 PM

Sometimes reality that I'm actually getting older hits me hard I tell you...

Finding out that at least 3 of my childhood friends are now grandparents. Seriously, I'm not old enough... am I?!

Jess · 03-29-2011, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Kobi

You know you are getting older when:

~ you do everything at a leisurely pace out of necessity not preference

~ you start thinking those security bars in the shower might be a good idea

~ you plan everything carefully to conserve energy and minimize injury

~ you have designated someone to erase your hardrive, and remove toys from the house after your demise.....before your family shows up.

We have two of those suction cup security handles in the shower and I keep thinking about buying a couple to hang off my carpenter pants to use wherever! LOL!

I definitely feel you on the careful planning. I have to reserve energy and divvy up parcels to ensure chores get done. This usually also requires making sure adequate disco nap time is in the schedule.

Jess · 03-29-2011, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by christie0918

You might also know you are getting older when aforementioned evening of hottest sex evah results in needing both a chiro appointment AND several hours in the hot tub!

(The heating pad is under the side table in the LR by your chair....)

(psssstttt..... You might wanna rest up tonight and tomorrow... I will be home tomorrow night, I think... Yeeehawwwwww!)

03-29-2011, 11:59 AM	#2
Corkey Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Human Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Very Married Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Where I want to be Posts: 8,155 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 47,491 Thanked 29,268 Times in 6,637 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	When your arms are not long enough, and your back not nimble enough, your ears fail you, and your sleep is interrupted 2 or 3 times a night. __________________ "Many proposals have been made to us to adopt your laws, your religion, your manners and your customs. We would be better pleased with beholding the good effects of these doctrines in your own practices, than with hearing you talk about them". ~Old Tassel, Chief of the Tsalagi (Cherokee)

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Kobi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status: Happy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic. Posts: 9,234 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,840 Thanked 34,617 Times in 7,640 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	You know you are getting older when: ~ you do everything at a leisurely pace out of necessity not preference ~ you start thinking those security bars in the shower might be a good idea ~ you plan everything carefully to conserve energy and minimize injury ~ you have designated someone to erase your hardrive, and remove toys from the house after your demise.....before your family shows up. __________________

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03-29-2011, 11:44 AM	#1
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PinkieLee Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: I need ya boo, gotta see ya boo Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Big Money Texas Posts: 4,708 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,309 Thanked 13,075 Times in 3,049 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Sometimes reality that I'm actually getting older hits me hard I tell you... Finding out that at least 3 of my childhood friends are now grandparents. Seriously, I'm not old enough... am I?!