How do you know when you are getting older?

BoDy*ShOt · 03-27-2011, 05:45 PM

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this thread.

OS Butch · 03-27-2011, 08:04 PM

Me too! It helps with daily smiles!

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this thread.

OS Butch · 03-28-2011, 06:37 PM

You know you are getting older when you go into Mc Donald's for a cup of coffee and the askk if you want the 55 cent senior cup......

Andrew, Jr. · 03-29-2011, 10:49 AM

When old & classic TV/movies come on or are talked about the younger ones ask who that is or what it was about.

When sales happen at Vitamin World.

PaPa · 03-29-2011, 11:30 AM

When it takes three weeks to get your new glasses from the opthamologist and until then you are using reading glasses that still do not increase the font enough. You then need to increase the magnification of the page. :-S

Side note: New glasses please hurry up and come home. LOL!

Jess · 03-29-2011, 11:44 AM

ahem... when an evening of the hottest sex ever leaves you a) needing aspercream b) aching for days c) wanting more, More, MORE... LAWDHAVMERCY, but I do love that woman of mine!

anyone seen the heating pad?

( pssst, I miss you baby)

Corkey · 03-29-2011, 11:59 AM

When your arms are not long enough, and your back not nimble enough, your ears fail you, and your sleep is interrupted 2 or 3 times a night.

christie · 03-29-2011, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Jess

ahem... when an evening of the hottest sex ever leaves you a) needing aspercream b) aching for days c) wanting more, More, MORE... LAWDHAVMERCY, but I do love that woman of mine!

anyone seen the heating pad?

( pssst, I miss you baby)

You might also know you are getting older when aforementioned evening of hottest sex evah results in needing both a chiro appointment AND several hours in the hot tub!

(The heating pad is under the side table in the LR by your chair....)

(psssstttt..... You might wanna rest up tonight and tomorrow... I will be home tomorrow night, I think... Yeeehawwwwww!)

Jess · 03-29-2011, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Andrew, Jr.

When old & classic TV/movies come on or are talked about the younger ones ask who that is or what it was about.

When sales happen at Vitamin World.

LMAO! We rented the movie "A Team" and I asked the boy if he had ever seen any of the original show ( thinking he may have caught re-runs of it on one of those cable channels that do re-runs all the time).

His reply.. : " This was a show?"

Corkey · 03-29-2011, 06:13 PM

My mouth's off switch is broke.....

Greyson · 03-29-2011, 09:14 PM

I knew I was old when this evening for the first time I saw the new Whoppee Goldberg commercial about Poise. I knew what she was talking about and did not flinch when I realized I am in the targetted market for those commercials.

Lillie · 04-19-2011, 09:11 PM

However the first time I felt old was when I watched Huey Lewis and the news get inducted into the rock n roll hall of fame!..

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