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07-31-2011, 07:22 PM
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Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain.  Join Date: Jan 2010
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Tonight, after making dinner, unloading the dishwasher.... Scoote: You never do anything for me. (said with a smirk) Me: I made you dinner. Scoote: Well you never make me anything else. Me: I made you jello, and chocolate trifle and... Scoote (interrupting) : Well, I don't have any hard-boiled eggs, do I???? 
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08-01-2011, 06:28 AM
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Daddy to a sweet daisy. 
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daisy: I'm getting ready to watch eyebrow shaping videos, I KNOW you're excited!
Me: says nothing, just keeps scratching the cat behind the ears... daisy: (rummaging around) You know what I need when we go to the dollar store this month?! I need a FUCKING hand mirror!
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08-01-2011, 09:25 AM
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While modeling my new pink converse, "You know you are old when you have to putcha ortho insoles in your new kicks!"
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08-03-2011, 09:49 AM
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My honey and I are having a common conversation with me asking why I married him after he does a particularly boy type thing...
Rene: Mumbles something I don't understand.... Me: What did you say? Rene: Starts with the history of the earth (or so it seemed to me), blah, blah, blah.....Beyonce....blah, blah, blah.....song.....blah, blah, blah.... Me: So you did a parody on a song? Guess I am a little slow today. Rene: Slow? In a race between you and a snail, I am betting on the snail. I laughed AFTER I punched him in the arm.
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08-12-2011, 02:03 PM
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sitting on the couch the other evening...me on one side Jo on the other...im talking about the Prince needing a haircut and this and that and Jo pops off with
"honey,you need a haircut too. You're losing your mullet" me: .gif "Say What?") Jo: 
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08-13-2011, 01:38 PM
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Timed Out
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shit heard around Lowes today.
as i was wheeling all the mulch,compost and soil out to the car some bags fell off...while jo went to unload her hands i went againt a direct order and picked up the soil bags and laid them back on the pile...well i shouldnt have done that...Jo sent me back inside the Garden Center to give them some empty plastic planters...as i walked i had a realization so as i walked back to where Jo was i kinda yelled out... "yanno back in my young dyke days,with a little more shoulder action this was my swag walk....now its my "oh god my back hurts so bad i can barely walk" walk! 
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08-13-2011, 09:14 PM
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Jess and I were out and about today near the Blue Ridge Parkway. There is one stretch of Highway 58 that seems to have an "antique/junk" shop every 15 feet.
It was sweltering today on the mountain. We were tired, hot and were picking and choosing which shops we wanted to stop at. Jess spotted one coming up and said, "I don't think we want to stop at that one," and proceeds to zoom on past. Aghast as missing one that obviously had some of the things that we collect, "But Daddy! Thats the GOOD junk!" Needless to say, there was a Uturn. I love how my Jess indulges me! |
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