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07-31-2011, 07:07 PM
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shit heard in the car!
driving to the beach today
Me: look honey a produce stand Jo: doesnt look very good,they dont have anything Me:  umm its Sunday they're closedMe: ( starting to laugh so hard im about to pee on myself) Jo: ( trying to pinch my arm) you need to lose some weight so i can get a grip on u! Me: .gif "Say What?") 
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07-31-2011, 07:22 PM
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Tonight, after making dinner, unloading the dishwasher.... Scoote: You never do anything for me. (said with a smirk) Me: I made you dinner. Scoote: Well you never make me anything else. Me: I made you jello, and chocolate trifle and... Scoote (interrupting) : Well, I don't have any hard-boiled eggs, do I????
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08-01-2011, 06:28 AM
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daisy: I'm getting ready to watch eyebrow shaping videos, I KNOW you're excited!
Me: says nothing, just keeps scratching the cat behind the ears... daisy: (rummaging around) You know what I need when we go to the dollar store this month?! I need a FUCKING hand mirror!
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08-01-2011, 09:25 AM
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While modeling my new pink converse, "You know you are old when you have to putcha ortho insoles in your new kicks!"
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08-03-2011, 09:49 AM
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My honey and I are having a common conversation with me asking why I married him after he does a particularly boy type thing...
Rene: Mumbles something I don't understand.... Me: What did you say? Rene: Starts with the history of the earth (or so it seemed to me), blah, blah, blah.....Beyonce....blah, blah, blah.....song.....blah, blah, blah.... Me: So you did a parody on a song? Guess I am a little slow today. Rene: Slow? In a race between you and a snail, I am betting on the snail. I laughed AFTER I punched him in the arm.
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08-12-2011, 02:03 PM
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sitting on the couch the other evening...me on one side Jo on the other...im talking about the Prince needing a haircut and this and that and Jo pops off with
"honey,you need a haircut too. You're losing your mullet" me: Jo:
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08-13-2011, 01:38 PM
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shit heard around Lowes today.
as i was wheeling all the mulch,compost and soil out to the car some bags fell off...while jo went to unload her hands i went againt a direct order and picked up the soil bags and laid them back on the pile...well i shouldnt have done that...Jo sent me back inside the Garden Center to give them some empty plastic planters...as i walked i had a realization so as i walked back to where Jo was i kinda yelled out... "yanno back in my young dyke days,with a little more shoulder action this was my swag walk....now its my "oh god my back hurts so bad i can barely walk" walk! 
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