Questions You Ponder in the Middle of the Night

dixie · 08-30-2011, 08:38 PM

What is the speed of dark?

If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?

What kind of seeds do seedless watermelons come from?

If Hooters were to become a door-to-door delivery service would they have to change their name to Knockers?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

How can something be "new" and "improved"? If it's new, what was it improving on?

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08-30-2011, 08:38 PM	#22
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	What is the speed of dark? If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons? What kind of seeds do seedless watermelons come from? If Hooters were to become a door-to-door delivery service would they have to change their name to Knockers? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"? When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? How can something be "new" and "improved"? If it's new, what was it improving on?