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Old 08-05-2011, 03:19 PM   #1
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If the early bird catches the worm, why do good things come to those who wait?
Because who, besides the bird, wants a worm?
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Because who, besides the bird, wants a worm?

I'll take that worm.....in one month, that worm will be six worms.....and in two months, they'll be eating your veggie
scraps and helping to save the earth....


Oh, and good things come to those who WEIGHT!...just sayin

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I'll take that worm.....in one month, that worm will be six worms.....and in two months, they'll be eating your veggie
scraps and helping to save the earth....


Oh, and good things come to those who WEIGHT!...just sayin

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How to tell you this... Your one worm will not be able to make six worms all by its lonesome. (No, not even if you chopped it up; I think that's a myth.) I am sorry. There, there.
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How to tell you this... Your one worm will not be able to make six worms all by its lonesome. (No, not even if you chopped it up; I think that's a myth.) I am sorry. There, there.
No chopping of the precious worm please.

Worms contain both male and female sexual organs.....they reproduce by sexual reproduction. They are not asexual.

They get underneath their own skin, so to speak.....release the sperm, and the egg. One little worm can generate 6 baby worms each month, all by it's self.couldn't resist using the cheesy can!
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Whoa. I just googled how earthworms reproduce.

We are both right!! It takes two worms, but both of them have both types of sex organs. (No word on what pronouns they prefer.)

Really, enough said. I don't recommend learning about this.
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Whoa. I just googled how earthworms reproduce.

We are both right!! It takes two worms, but both of them have both types of sex organs. (No word on what pronouns they prefer.)

Really, enough said. I don't recommend learning about this.
LOL! This whole post-line is funny.

But, in all seriousness, earthworms are so beneficial to the Earth. Ask any gardener. Vermiculture is cool!
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