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Old 09-04-2011, 08:46 PM   #1
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Okay it's not the middle of the night yet, but I'm still wondering: How come roughly half of all femmes are named Jenn/Jen/Jenny/Jennifer? What does this mean?
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Okay it's not the middle of the night yet, but I'm still wondering: How come roughly half of all femmes named Jenn/Jen/Jenny/Jennifer? What does this mean?
There are a lot of us Jennifers. I told my ex (who has MY name on her tattoo) to just wait around she will eventually date another one
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Why do we have to put a floppy disk in a hard drive?
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Why can't kernels of corn be digested?
Why is it that the male of seahorses species carry the babies?
Why is an "ICU" usually darkened...and they can't actually "see" you...lol .
Why do we say "time flies" when it actually drags...lol
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Old 09-05-2011, 03:00 PM   #4
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Why does my dog go around and unmake every single bed in the house?
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Why do they always schedule an All Staff meeting on the first Tuesday of every month and so early in the morning when most of us have so far to drive? Also, will THIS All Staff FINALLY have anything actually IMPORTANT and worth while? Or are they gonna blow a bunch of hot air again with more worthless crap that makes us spin our wheels (going nowhere) for the next 6 months again? Why can't they do something different for a change? Why can't they actually be productive for a change?
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Was it really the humane thing to do to murder all those beautiful animals in Ohio?
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Why is my mind tired and my body wired? How come I can be so tired when reading and yet when I shut my book and turn off my light my body goes "why hello how are you". I don't want to get out of bed and do things. I really do want to go to sleep.

Why doesn't deep breathing and self hypnosis work anymore??
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If I actually did that, would I accomplish this?
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Why do you keep putting your writing off?Why don't you just pick up the pen and do it? What the fuck is keeping me astray...
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