Lets Hear a BIG HELL YEAH from the Redneck Girls & Cowboys

Legendryder · 01-30-2010, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by christie0918

When I first came to live on the plantation with Jess, I was sitting in the house one morning, checking email and waking up. Jess, outside watering landscaping yells, "Hey honey! Come here!"

I walk out on the screened porch and Hy is pointing to a 6' black snake sunning in the grass not two feet from the front door.

With the high pitched screech heard as far west as Memphis, I was back in the house, on the phone with my father. It went a lil something like this:

Me: "DADDY!!!! How do you get rid of snakes without killing them?!?!?"

My father: "Well, punkin, what color is it?"

Me: "black"

Father: "Well, what shape is its head?"

Me: "I have no fucking clue, I didnt get that close"

Father: "what shape is its eyes? are they slanted?"

Me: "I wasnt that close. I didnt ask its heritage."

Father: "Well, how many are there?"

Me: "I dunno - I didnt ask if he had friends and family. How the FUCK DO I GET RID OF IT?!?!?!"

He then proceeds to go into a litany about good snakes and bad snakes and how we wanna keep the good ones...

KEEP the GOOD ones?!?!?!?!?!?

I didnt go back out into the yard except to the car and back for a good month.

Don't even get me started about how the next year as I went across our dirt road to check the mail and there was one laid out across the drive, blocking my path back to the house. Or how I was stuck out there for a good hour. Or how I refused to check the mail anymore without being armed.

Snakes... not my thing. Not then, not now, not never.

Kinda reminds me of bow hunting with my Dad when I was a kid. We came across a BIGGO timber rattler. And my Dad decided to shoot it with his bow. Well, he ran out of arrows, and was asking me for mine. I'm like sorry Dad, if you can't shoot something that big from 2 feet away with ten of your own arrows, you can't shoot. Sorry bout ya luck.

Sachita · 01-30-2010, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Legendryder

Kinda reminds me of bow hunting with my Dad when I was a kid. We came across a BIGGO timber rattler. And my Dad decided to shoot it with his bow. Well, he ran out of arrows, and was asking me for mine. I'm like sorry Dad, if you can't shoot something that big from 2 feet away with ten of your own arrows, you can't shoot. Sorry bout ya luck.

lol thats funny as shit

Legendryder · 01-30-2010, 02:10 PM

Well, my Dad is a big hunter. I was too when I was a kid. We used to go duck hunting every year. This one time, my Dad, my Brother and me were sitting there in the blind. We all had goose stamps. And, well, a couple of Canadas were coming in, and my Dad had the shot. He dropped it, the dog went and got it and he threw it into the blind behind us. We were sitting there looking up, waiting for the next flight of ducks, when we heard a noise. That goose was up, and headed for the exit. My Dad took his knife and killed it and threw it back. And we were sitting there looking up.......and heard a noise behind us. Goose was back up, bleeding profusely, headed for the exit. So, Dad grabbed the goose, wrung it's neck, and threw it back. And we are sitting there.........and then the noise. Goose is up, bleeding profusely, head off askew, headed for the exit.

Well, Dad beat the thing into a greasy spot with a spool. We never did get a goose that year.

Blade · 01-30-2010, 02:25 PM

Your story gave me a good laugh Legend! I too duck hunted with my Dad. For duck hunting we had a 12' flat bottom boat we used and had a blind on the boat. Daddy called it the wet your ass boat! I wish I knew how many times he fell out of the boat, or turned it over and we both fell out.

We'd come home, wet and happy. Mom or Grandma would be having a fit. Git in here you'll have your death of cold! Aren't you about to freeze to death? I don't know what it is about women that they don't understand, we don't have a clue what cold it as long as we are having fun!

Be mindful this is in the south, I'm sure if I fell in the water in the northern states I'd be cold and not having fun LOL

Legendryder · 01-30-2010, 02:44 PM

Well this was in Missouri, so we didn't use boats, we used dogs. Too many cattails for boats. But we did a serious amount of hunting when I was a kid. If it was could be hunted legally, we did it.

Blaze · 01-31-2010, 08:43 PM

My all time favorite song
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhMwLN-mfsI"]YouTube- Zac Brown Band - Chicken Fried (HQ)[/ame]

Blaze · 01-31-2010, 08:46 PM

Next would have to be
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqYUns2YQik"]YouTube- Rodney Atkins - Watching You[/ame]

Sachita · 02-17-2010, 04:18 PM

Spring is right around the corner. Time to start planning those tail gate parties. Fried buttermilk battered chicken, slaw, roasted corn and ....? what are you bringing?

what are you drinking?

Jess · 02-17-2010, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Sachita

Spring is right around the corner. Time to start planning those tail gate parties. Fried buttermilk battered chicken, slaw, roasted corn and ....? what are you bringing?

what are you drinking?

So.. the girl is telling me ( on the phone) about a certain Paula Dean brined chicken that is fried in buttermilk. She rolls through the ingredient list and goes on to tell me how she is gonna make me some, as I have been known to have notorious cravings for fried chicken. I listen.. shaking my head, but still smiling mind you, as she describes the brine. At the completion of her description, I ask.. " so what do you do with the sweet peas in the brine?" as I have never heard of this technique. She says.. " Is THAT what the f*&^ got you so caught up on this , cause it's sweet TEA brine.. NOT sweet peas".. hrmph.

Do they make bifocals for ears????

We may bring fried chicken.. or sweet peas.. but we'll def be drinking sweet tea!

christie · 02-18-2010, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Jess

So.. the girl is telling me ( on the phone) about a certain Paula Dean brined chicken that is fried in buttermilk. She rolls through the ingredient list and goes on to tell me how she is gonna make me some, as I have been known to have notorious cravings for fried chicken. I listen.. shaking my head, but still smiling mind you, as she describes the brine. At the completion of her description, I ask.. " so what do you do with the sweet peas in the brine?" as I have never heard of this technique. She says.. " Is THAT what the f*&^ got you so caught up on this , cause it's sweet TEA brine.. NOT sweet peas".. hrmph.

Do they make bifocals for ears????

We may bring fried chicken.. or sweet peas.. but we'll def be drinking sweet tea!

Its SWEET TEA brined fried chicken. *pets your listening ears*

Buttermilk and a secret ingredient before you flour...

Looks nummy yum. And yes, I will be making it this weekend provided I haven't expired from pneumonia.

I heart you and your listening ears

Jess · 02-18-2010, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by christie0918

Its SWEET TEA brined fried chicken. *pets your listening ears*

Buttermilk and a secret ingredient before you flour...

Looks nummy yum. And yes, I will be making it this weekend provided I haven't expired from pneumonia.

I heart you and your listening ears

OR you can wait until you're better. Spend the weekend being still and getting well.

I heart you more!

Sachita · 02-18-2010, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by christie0918

Its SWEET TEA brined fried chicken. *pets your listening ears*

Buttermilk and a secret ingredient before you flour...

Looks nummy yum. And yes, I will be making it this weekend provided I haven't expired from pneumonia.

I heart you and your listening ears

secret??? well if you try it and like it let me know. Not that we'll be eating fried often around here but now and then is good.

Sachita · 02-18-2010, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Jess

So.. the girl is telling me ( on the phone) about a certain Paula Dean brined chicken that is fried in buttermilk. She rolls through the ingredient list and goes on to tell me how she is gonna make me some, as I have been known to have notorious cravings for fried chicken. I listen.. shaking my head, but still smiling mind you, as she describes the brine. At the completion of her description, I ask.. " so what do you do with the sweet peas in the brine?" as I have never heard of this technique. She says.. " Is THAT what the f*&^ got you so caught up on this , cause it's sweet TEA brine.. NOT sweet peas".. hrmph.

Do they make bifocals for ears????

We may bring fried chicken.. or sweet peas.. but we'll def be drinking sweet tea!

I brined a turkey a few months ago and it was awesome. I think brining chicken would be good but at what point do you soak it in buttermilk? See I soak mine over night and a whole day in herbs and buttermilk, then batter and fry.

Have you had beer can chicken? I think it might be good but I still think I can make chicken better. I might get a new fire pit this year and get a rotisserie for it. IMO this is still the best. Chicken or turkey cooked over a wood and charcoal fire.

We are watching our sugar. lol- I know we sound old but I just got this awesome man into my life and I'm gonna make damn sure I keep us healthy for long long time.

christie · 02-18-2010, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Sachita

I brined a turkey a few months ago and it was awesome. I think brining chicken would be good but at what point do you soak it in buttermilk? See I soak mine over night and a whole day in herbs and buttermilk, then batter and fry.

Have you had beer can chicken? I think it might be good but I still think I can make chicken better. I might get a new fire pit this year and get a rotisserie for it. IMO this is still the best. Chicken or turkey cooked over a wood and charcoal fire.

We are watching our sugar. lol- I know we sound old but I just got this awesome man into my life and I'm gonna make damn sure I keep us healthy for long long time.

Yes, its a secret. However, I am certain I will share it with you!

The recipe called for the sweet tea brine overnight. The buttermilk and secret ingredient is more a "dip" inbetween dredging in flour.

I have had beer chicken - and its tasty.

If you are about grilled poultry, Jess makes a citrus grilled turkey breast that is.to.die.for. I am sure as soon as the weather allows, we can plan for some simple dinners together.

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01-30-2010, 02:10 PM	#3
Legendryder Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Queen City, MO Posts: 420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14 Thanked 969 Times in 261 Posts Rep Power: 7270131	Well, my Dad is a big hunter. I was too when I was a kid. We used to go duck hunting every year. This one time, my Dad, my Brother and me were sitting there in the blind. We all had goose stamps. And, well, a couple of Canadas were coming in, and my Dad had the shot. He dropped it, the dog went and got it and he threw it into the blind behind us. We were sitting there looking up, waiting for the next flight of ducks, when we heard a noise. That goose was up, and headed for the exit. My Dad took his knife and killed it and threw it back. And we were sitting there looking up.......and heard a noise behind us. Goose was back up, bleeding profusely, headed for the exit. So, Dad grabbed the goose, wrung it's neck, and threw it back. And we are sitting there.........and then the noise. Goose is up, bleeding profusely, head off askew, headed for the exit. Well, Dad beat the thing into a greasy spot with a spool. We never did get a goose that year.

01-30-2010, 02:25 PM	#4
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,413 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Your story gave me a good laugh Legend! I too duck hunted with my Dad. For duck hunting we had a 12' flat bottom boat we used and had a blind on the boat. Daddy called it the wet your ass boat! I wish I knew how many times he fell out of the boat, or turned it over and we both fell out. We'd come home, wet and happy. Mom or Grandma would be having a fit. Git in here you'll have your death of cold! Aren't you about to freeze to death? I don't know what it is about women that they don't understand, we don't have a clue what cold it as long as we are having fun! Be mindful this is in the south, I'm sure if I fell in the water in the northern states I'd be cold and not having fun LOL

01-30-2010, 02:44 PM	#5
Legendryder Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Queen City, MO Posts: 420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14 Thanked 969 Times in 261 Posts Rep Power: 7270131	Well this was in Missouri, so we didn't use boats, we used dogs. Too many cattails for boats. But we did a serious amount of hunting when I was a kid. If it was could be hunted legally, we did it.

01-31-2010, 08:43 PM	#6
Blaze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my drivers Lic. Preferred Pronoun?: Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation. Relationship Status: Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where a realtor had me sign the dotted line Posts: 1,901 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,466 Thanked 5,457 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	My all time favorite song [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhMwLN-mfsI"]YouTube- Zac Brown Band - Chicken Fried (HQ)[/ame]

01-31-2010, 08:46 PM	#7
Blaze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my drivers Lic. Preferred Pronoun?: Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation. Relationship Status: Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where a realtor had me sign the dotted line Posts: 1,901 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,466 Thanked 5,457 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Next would have to be [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqYUns2YQik"]YouTube- Rodney Atkins - Watching You[/ame]