That awkward moment when.....

[1QuirkyKiwi]

I’ve a works do coming up; well, two for the different regions I work in….I couldn’t decide whether to buy something ‘off the peg’ or make something. Either way, it has to be formal evening wear as the evening is a black tie for the men/Butches and LBD/evening gown for the ladies.

I’m looking through some options and as I hate shopping, I’m fraying at the edges, so, I try to inject a little humour into the situation….hmmm! …. OK! So, maybe it wasn’t the best thing to say in jest in a busy clothing store….I show K an outfit gesticulation in an over the top, fun way and say: “Would my bum look big in this?”
K looks and replies: “ABSOOOOLUTELY it will! The more to see the merrier!” I saucily sway my ample derriere at her and then another woman shopper says: “The cheek of some people! Has that woman NO decency at all? What a rude thing to say about her bottom! Some friend she is!” The woman then says to me: “Wear a longer top to even out your undesirable bits!”

I don’t have any undesirable bits and K doesn’t think so, either, lol!

It’s a lot less hassle to make something, soooo, I’m going for a lace and satin number, lol!