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That awkward moment when you realize you put your underwear on backwards...
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that awkward moment when you realize the itty bitty fart you let slip was not only silent AND violent but a mushroom cloud of stench filled red arrows pointing directly at you.
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That awkward moment when you see that the person you were calling out too in a stranger rather than your friend.
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That awkward moment when you realize that someone does remember you, and your first meeting was a not so flattering moment in your life.
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Oooo! Or that awkward moment when you run into someone who knows you and you, for the life of you can't remember who the eff they are!
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That awkward moment when you realize you just sent the text meant for your girlfriend to your brother..
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That awkward moment when you discover the back of your skirt is tucked into your pantyhose...
Or when a wire in your underwire bra escapes and is emerging like a snake from the neckline of your shirt... |
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That awkward moment when....
You try to prevent a burp happening, only it escapes LOUDLY and echoes around the Church as the Bride and Groom say their vows! ![]() ....It was something I ate at the Breakfast Reception....honest! ![]()
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That awkward moment when you realize you gave a great presentation at work with a large blueberry on your tooth. |
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OMG, when I was eighteen and I was out bowling with my older sis and her husband, all of a sudden he said to me, "E.T. phone home". I couldn't figure out what he meant till he pointed to the underwire protruding from my shirt like an antenna LMAO
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well my girl calls me honeybear, sugarbear, sexy beast, hot tamale..... Preferred Pronoun?:
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That awkward moment when you hit send on that uber kinky text to your woman and realise you just sent it to the music leader at church!
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That awkward moment when sneeze in public and it turns out to be a nasal explosion with no kleenex in sight.
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