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Old 01-14-2012, 10:39 AM   #1
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That awkward moment when you realize you put your underwear on backwards...
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that awkward moment when you realize the itty bitty fart you let slip was not only silent AND violent but a mushroom cloud of stench filled red arrows pointing directly at you.
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That awkward moment when you see that the person you were calling out too in a stranger rather than your friend.
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That awkward moment when you realize you put your underwear on backwards...
i did this recently but with my daughters undies. i finally had to take them off at work 'cause i just couldn't take it anymore.
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That awkward moment when you realize that someone does remember you, and your first meeting was a not so flattering moment in your life.
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Old 01-14-2012, 11:04 AM   #8
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That awkward moment when you realize that someone does remember you, and your first meeting was a not so flattering moment in your life.
Oooo! Or that awkward moment when you run into someone who knows you and you, for the life of you can't remember who the eff they are!
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That awkward moment when you realize you just sent the text meant for your girlfriend to your brother..
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That awkward moment when you discover the back of your skirt is tucked into your pantyhose...

Or when a wire in your underwire bra escapes and is emerging like a snake from the neckline of your shirt...
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That awkward moment when....
You try to prevent a burp happening, only it escapes LOUDLY and echoes around the Church as the Bride and Groom say their vows!

....It was something I ate at the Breakfast Reception....honest!
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[B][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="Purple"]That awkward moment when you discover the back of your skirt is tucked into your pantyhose...
I did this once, walked through the busy San Francisco airport and had no idea. I am awesome.

That awkward moment when you realize you gave a great presentation at work with a large blueberry on your tooth.
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OMG, when I was eighteen and I was out bowling with my older sis and her husband, all of a sudden he said to me, "E.T. phone home". I couldn't figure out what he meant till he pointed to the underwire protruding from my shirt like an antenna LMAO



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That awkward moment when you realize you just sent the text meant for your girlfriend to your brother..
That awkward moment when you realize you just sent the text meant for your girlfriend to your ex (son's father)
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Old 01-17-2012, 08:26 AM   #15
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That awkward moment when you hit send on that uber kinky text to your woman and realise you just sent it to the music leader at church!
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That awkward moment when sneeze in public and it turns out to be a nasal explosion with no kleenex in sight.
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