BLIND DATE Stories....

Diva · 03-06-2010, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Strappie

My friends had this other friend, lets just say her name was Sarah. Sarah was single
and looking to date. My friends and I were talking one night and they thought
I should ask her out. But as cocktails were being put back our minds started to work.
Someone said a BLIND DATE. I did meet Sarah once, but I know now she didn’t remember me. Anyways……

As the drinks flowed, my friends thought it would be super funny to dress up in an ugly tux suit, and before I knew it I was going to salvation army looking for a Tux and I had another friend that her parents owned a junk yard for cars. Yep you guessed it I was car shopping too.

The plan was for me to pick Sarah up and we were to go to a party at another friends house just a few blocks from were Sarah lived. So I got ready in my sweet baby blue tux and oh the shoes “amazing” bright red paten leather. Yes I said RED! (ok I don’t know if they were paten leather or not)

In the mean time while I was getting ready for my big date. My friends were doing something to the sweet car I had borrowed from the junk yard. Did I mention it was a sweet Chevy Impala, dents and all? Little did I know they were filling it with all kinds of junk, food bags, wrappers, empty pop cans and so on, needless to say when I got in the car I nearly pee’d laughing so hard. I kept telling my friends how am I going to keep a straight face? Anyways.. I drove off to Sarah’s.

I pull in her driveway, shut the car off, the car won’t shut off. It’s back firing and sputtering, I was running a little late so I just walked away from it doing that. Now mind you I can hardly keep a straight face I was dying. I get to the front door and knock. Sarah opens the door, takes one look at me (she isn’t sure if she should laugh or die) and says “oh don’t you think you are a little over dressed” I said, Oh no this is what I wear on all my dates. She of course looked amazing. I know she is wanting to back out so bad. She says I need to grab my purse. I thought for sure she wasn’t coming back, but she did. Off we go to the car. I know she loves my sweet impala. I open the passenger side door for her and shit comes falling out. I’m like oh shit sorry let me make some room for you.
As I push all the shit away from her seat (I want to kill my friends for putting so much in there) I say to her here you go I made some room. We drive off having small talk. I can’t look at her the whole way, thank god it wasn’t too far to drive cause I have to keep looking off to the side so she can’t see my face. We finally get to the party were everyone is waiting for our arrival. We stop and I say wait let me get the door for you. She didn’t even hear what I said and she was out the door and almost running to the house. Meanwhile the car won’t shut off, it keeps back firing. So I too leave it. She is in the house and I follow behind about 15 steps. She goes directly for the safest place, the kitchen to hide, as I look at all my friends trying to hold back the laughter. I go directly into the bathroom and change. She is in the kitchen killing her friends that set her up with me. I come out of the bathroom with nicer clothes and eleven yellow rose and one red rose. I find her in the crowd as my friends are gathered around and hand her the flowers.
She says, “OMG this was all a set up!!!”

I would have hurt You so badly. Sarah is a far better person than I.

Hmph.

Boys.

DapperButch · 03-06-2010, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Diva

I would have hurt You so badly. Sarah is a far better person than I.

Hmph.

Boys.

See, now I think that if I were a femme that I would think that it was creative, charming, and fabulous!

Strappie · 03-06-2010, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DapperButch

See, now I think that if I were a femme that I would think that it was creative, charming, and fabulous!

Dude, should we date? *smirk*

Thanks Dapper!! I thought it was too!

Gemme · 03-06-2010, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Diva

I would have hurt You so badly. Sarah is a far better person than I.

Hmph.

Boys.

My thoughts exactly.

Strappie, was this girl a Yankee? Maybe that's why, Diva.

Diva · 03-06-2010, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

My thoughts exactly.

Strappie, was this girl a Yankee? Maybe that's why, Diva.

Maybe. That DOES make sense.

Maybe You and I should date, Gemmie.....

NJFemmie · 03-12-2010, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Diva

Maybe. That DOES make sense.

Maybe You and I should date, Gemmie.....

pause

Apocalipstic · 03-12-2010, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by NJFemmie

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Grin!

My G/F is from Upsate NY where apparently women are way more feminist than in the South. We definitely have had a learning curve, but it's been worth every second.

Nina · 03-06-2010, 06:22 PM

is it good enough for me to shorten the whole event to it's punch line?---good

the date was a date and it was alright...after dinner we went back to my house...I was sitting on my big desk...he was standing in front of me...we may have been making out...he may have fiddled around in his pants at one point...I then may have heard swearing and shouting and see him step back...startled I may have asked 'what happened?...what's wrong?'...he *may* have replied in a half yelling voice " you broke my dick...you broke my dick"...and then he pulled two pieces out of his pants...

I may have wished the mother ship would have opened up and vacuumed me into it...

he may have said he blamed me for getting him so hot his dick heated up and it broke in half...classy was Not his middle name !

I may be sighing and shaking my head now as I remember this event...pretty unlady-like of me to share this story...I'm just in a mood, I guess...

the worst part?
a) it's true
II) I went on another date with him (don't ask)

Gemme · 03-06-2010, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Diva

Maybe. That DOES make sense.

Maybe You and I should date, Gemmie.....

You love me, you really do!

We'd definitely keep one another on our toes.

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Originally Posted by Neen

is it good enough for me to shorten the whole event to it's punch line?---good

the date was a date and it was alright...after dinner we went back to my house...I was sitting on my big desk...he was standing in front of me...we may have been making out...he may have fiddled around in his pants at one point...I then may have heard swearing and shouting and see him step back...startled I may have asked 'what happened?...what's wrong?'...he *may* have replied in a half yelling voice " you broke my dick...you broke my dick"...and then he pulled two pieces out of his pants...

I may have wished the mother ship would have opened up and vacuumed me into it...

he may have said he blamed me for getting him so hot his dick heated up and it broke in half...classy was Not his middle name !

I may be sighing and shaking my head now as I remember this event...pretty unlady-like of me to share this story...I'm just in a mood, I guess...

the worst part?
a) it's true
II) I went on another date with him (don't ask)

I broke a cock once, but it wasn't in as good a way as yours was. We had just left the play store (THIS one as a matter of fact!) and I took our new baby out of the box and began to play with it.

What? Don't judge, people!

So, I was playing with it and.....somehow....it got smacked against the window once or twice or twelve times....but no matter!....It cracked in two! Eighty bucks down the drain because window smacking is not an acceptable reason to get a refund.

Strappie · 03-06-2010, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Neen

is it good enough for me to shorten the whole event to it's punch line?---good

the date was a date and it was alright...after dinner we went back to my house...I was sitting on my big desk...he was standing in front of me...we may have been making out...he may have fiddled around in his pants at one point...I then may have heard swearing and shouting and see him step back...startled I may have asked 'what happened?...what's wrong?'...he *may* have replied in a half yelling voice " you broke my dick...you broke my dick"...and then he pulled two pieces out of his pants...

I may have wished the mother ship would have opened up and vacuumed me into it...

he may have said he blamed me for getting him so hot his dick heated up and it broke in half...classy was Not his middle name !

I may be sighing and shaking my head now as I remember this event...pretty unlady-like of me to share this story...I'm just in a mood, I guess...

the worst part?
a) it's true
II) I went on another date with him (don't ask)

Can't say any woman as split my cock in half. hmm could be fun to try though.. lol

NJFemmie · 03-12-2010, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

My thoughts exactly.

Strappie, was this girl a Yankee? Maybe that's why, Diva.

pause

Strappie · 03-06-2010, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Diva

I would have hurt You so badly. Sarah is a far better person than I.

Hmph.

Boys.

haha Well it was her friends that put me up to it. I couldn't resist. She was a trooper... She felt pretty bad after I gave her the flowers.
I can say I would never do that again. .... well maybe not! lol

cinderella · 03-06-2010, 07:04 PM

I totally agree with you Diva. I think that was a truly infantile and mean-spirited thing to do to a girl - never mind the roses at the end. Sarah was a good sport, much more so then I would've been. These kinds of pranks are so high school...unbelievable that a grown person would let themselves be persuaded to pull such a stunt.

Signed,
Thoroughly indignant femme!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

I would have hurt You so badly. Sarah is a far better person than I.

Hmph.

Boys.

Strappie · 03-06-2010, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by cinderella

I totally agree with you Diva. I think that was a truly infantile and mean-spirited thing to do to a girl - never mind the roses at the end. Sarah was a good sport, much more so then I would've been. These kinds of pranks are so high school...unbelievable that a grown person would let themselves be persuaded to pull such a stunt.

Signed,
Thoroughly indignant femme!!

Do you not think for one minute my friends and mind you HER friends would of never done that if she wouldn't of liked it or had fun with it??? hmm It's all good.... I seen her a few yrs ago and she ran up to me to introduce me to her partner... and right after she did the introductions she begins to tell the story with the biggest smile on her face!!! That says a lot to me!

Diva · 03-06-2010, 09:59 PM

Oh dear......

I'm sorry, Strappie......truly.

Lusciousblondefemme · 03-06-2010, 10:49 PM

Strappie ,

If you would have done that to me i would have so played along and acted weird the whole night..

I think its a great Blind Date story ..

See that is what we all need alittle laughter when we are in a weird situation...

Mister Bent · 03-06-2010, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Neen

II) I went on another date with him (don't ask)

That is the best part of the whole story.

03-06-2010, 10:49 PM	#16
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Nina Timed Out How Do You Identify?: unmistakably Preferred Pronoun?: dearheart Relationship Status: In love, loved and Happy, thanks for askin' Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: SF CA Posts: 1,720 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,113 Thanked 3,384 Times in 931 Posts Rep Power: 0	is it good enough for me to shorten the whole event to it's punch line?---good the date was a date and it was alright...after dinner we went back to my house...I was sitting on my big desk...he was standing in front of me...we may have been making out...he may have fiddled around in his pants at one point...I then may have heard swearing and shouting and see him step back...startled I may have asked 'what happened?...what's wrong?'...he may have replied in a half yelling voice " you broke my dick...you broke my dick"...and then he pulled two pieces out of his pants... I may have wished the mother ship would have opened up and vacuumed me into it... he may have said he blamed me for getting him so hot his dick heated up and it broke in half...classy was Not his middle name ! I may be sighing and shaking my head now as I remember this event...pretty unlady-like of me to share this story...I'm just in a mood, I guess... the worst part? a) it's true II) I went on another date with him (don't ask)

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Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,175 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	Oh dear...... I'm sorry, Strappie......truly.