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Old 03-06-2010, 06:01 PM   #1
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I would have hurt You so badly. Sarah is a far better person than I.


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My thoughts exactly.

Strappie, was this girl a Yankee? Maybe that's why, Diva.
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My thoughts exactly.

Strappie, was this girl a Yankee? Maybe that's why, Diva.


Maybe. That DOES make sense.

Maybe You and I should date, Gemmie.....
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Old 03-12-2010, 02:19 PM   #4
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My G/F is from Upsate NY where apparently women are way more feminist than in the South. We definitely have had a learning curve, but it's been worth every second.
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LOL, I was sitting here trying to figure out how to take that.

I think I got it. I've been ephiphanized.

Yeah, we are a little less *cough* uptight about them things.

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LOL, I was sitting here trying to figure out how to take that.

I think I got it. I've been ephiphanized.

Yeah, we are a little less *cough* uptight about them things.

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Me either. Unless you count meeting people that you met from online personals...before the digital pic era...

...I don't think that counts, though...
I don't count it either, since I had the opportunity to learn more about them before the meeting, even if the reality didn't match the pic or my personal vision of them.

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Ohhhhhh, I think meeting people from on line before digital pictures counts! I met some doozies. Not to mention people often post pictures not of themselves, like we won't notice when we meet them.

Hopefully, though, you've had enough contact to warrant a meeting. For me, a blind date is just that....you are going into the situation practically blind, not knowing much if anything about the other person except your friend/sister/brother/uncle/cousin/etc thinks that they are PERFECT for you.

One Butch I met ended up being married to a sniper in the marines. Yeah. She was hot, but wayyyyyyyy high maintenence and well...married....to a sniper. She would call me up and ask whay I was doing and no matter what I said she would scream...Lierrrrrrrrrrrrr.....once, she sat across from my work and stared at my car.

I'd learn the art of the just in case hubby dub came after you.

Neen, I am also not feeling very lady like today and must admit to having maybe broken a dick myself once...and not beating it on a window. Those things are expensive!

You are NOT joking! I tried to get them to take it back too and refund me or at least let me pick another one out, but noooooo....apparently, those 12 minutes in the car were enough of a bonding session that the store felt that it would not be able to take it back (though it would be a go back for them) and separate us.

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My G/F is from Upsate NY where apparently women are way more feminist than in the South. We definitely have had a learning curve, but it's been worth every second.
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LOL, I was sitting here trying to figure out how to take that.

I think I got it. I've been ephiphanized.

Yeah, we are a little less *cough* uptight about them things.

*grin*
I wouldn't call it uptight, but whatever works.
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is it good enough for me to shorten the whole event to it's punch line?---good

the date was a date and it was alright...after dinner we went back to my house...I was sitting on my big desk...he was standing in front of me...we may have been making out...he may have fiddled around in his pants at one point...I then may have heard swearing and shouting and see him step back...startled I may have asked 'what happened?...what's wrong?'...he *may* have replied in a half yelling voice " you broke my dick...you broke my dick"...and then he pulled two pieces out of his pants...

I may have wished the mother ship would have opened up and vacuumed me into it...

he may have said he blamed me for getting him so hot his dick heated up and it broke in half...classy was Not his middle name !

I may be sighing and shaking my head now as I remember this event...pretty unlady-like of me to share this story...I'm just in a mood, I guess...

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a) it's true
II) I went on another date with him (don't ask)
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Maybe. That DOES make sense.

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You love me, you really do!



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is it good enough for me to shorten the whole event to it's punch line?---good

the date was a date and it was alright...after dinner we went back to my house...I was sitting on my big desk...he was standing in front of me...we may have been making out...he may have fiddled around in his pants at one point...I then may have heard swearing and shouting and see him step back...startled I may have asked 'what happened?...what's wrong?'...he *may* have replied in a half yelling voice " you broke my dick...you broke my dick"...and then he pulled two pieces out of his pants...

I may have wished the mother ship would have opened up and vacuumed me into it...

he may have said he blamed me for getting him so hot his dick heated up and it broke in half...classy was Not his middle name !

I may be sighing and shaking my head now as I remember this event...pretty unlady-like of me to share this story...I'm just in a mood, I guess...

the worst part?
a) it's true
II) I went on another date with him (don't ask)
I broke a cock once, but it wasn't in as good a way as yours was. We had just left the play store (THIS one as a matter of fact!) and I took our new baby out of the box and began to play with it.

What? Don't judge, people!

So, I was playing with it and.....somehow....it got smacked against the window once or twice or twelve times....but no matter!....It cracked in two! Eighty bucks down the drain because window smacking is not an acceptable reason to get a refund.
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is it good enough for me to shorten the whole event to it's punch line?---good

the date was a date and it was alright...after dinner we went back to my house...I was sitting on my big desk...he was standing in front of me...we may have been making out...he may have fiddled around in his pants at one point...I then may have heard swearing and shouting and see him step back...startled I may have asked 'what happened?...what's wrong?'...he *may* have replied in a half yelling voice " you broke my dick...you broke my dick"...and then he pulled two pieces out of his pants...

I may have wished the mother ship would have opened up and vacuumed me into it...

he may have said he blamed me for getting him so hot his dick heated up and it broke in half...classy was Not his middle name !

I may be sighing and shaking my head now as I remember this event...pretty unlady-like of me to share this story...I'm just in a mood, I guess...

the worst part?
a) it's true
II) I went on another date with him (don't ask)
Can't say any woman as split my cock in half. hmm could be fun to try though.. lol
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