Shit Heard Around this House!!

Kenna · 07-23-2012, 10:34 PM

after I've returned to the house, sitting here posting about things I'm thankful for...
my phone beeps a text
I read: "I'll KILL YA!" ...
Me:

"What the hell did I do now?"

no answer

Me: "I turned the stove off!"

no answer

Me: "WHAT??!!"

phone beeps (typos adding to comedy): "Whn did u put a bottle of water full of lemon juice in my fridge... and do you know what it feels like coming oit of yoir nose"

Me: OMFG!!!
Me: I didn't put it in the fridge!! You must have picked it up from counter!

2 minutes later, beep: I turned up the bottle and took a big gulp it shocked me so bad it spewed out my nose OMG!

me: OMFG!!! ROFLMAO!!! LMAO!!!! (while recalling he had done the same thing recently at a restaurant with a friend)

me: Where's the video?

them: It was cd and in fridge and LEMONY, LOL ... tbe first thing I thought was damn that was cruel... im killin her!

Me: CLEANS out your sinuses

them: LORD what is a comical night

Me: Can't kill me when I already ran out door!! .... you don't need to snort salt water now!!

them: LOL

Me: Are you okay?...... if you are, I am still laughing!!

them: yeah im ok it was just a shock

Me: Thought I ran over your dog the way you yelled!

..... later on, after texting about dog medicine...

Me: you sure aspirin will help him? It won't hurt him like it does a little kid?

Them: real asporin

Me: (chuckling at them using their new phone, and the voice commands that can't understand a southern accent) Ok, I'll see if they sell ASPORIN...

them: "sticks tongue out at u"

Me: bet it still tastes like lemon!!

them: LOL yeah it kinda does!

Me:

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07-23-2012, 10:34 PM	#11
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,193 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	after I've returned to the house, sitting here posting about things I'm thankful for... my phone beeps a text I read: "I'll KILL YA!" ... Me: "What the hell did I do now?" no answer Me: "I turned the stove off!" no answer Me: "WHAT??!!" phone beeps (typos adding to comedy): "Whn did u put a bottle of water full of lemon juice in my fridge... and do you know what it feels like coming oit of yoir nose" Me: OMFG!!! Me: I didn't put it in the fridge!! You must have picked it up from counter! 2 minutes later, beep: I turned up the bottle and took a big gulp it shocked me so bad it spewed out my nose OMG! me: OMFG!!! ROFLMAO!!! LMAO!!!! (while recalling he had done the same thing recently at a restaurant with a friend) me: Where's the video? them: It was cd and in fridge and LEMONY, LOL ... tbe first thing I thought was damn that was cruel... im killin her! Me: CLEANS out your sinuses them: LORD what is a comical night Me: Can't kill me when I already ran out door!! .... you don't need to snort salt water now!! them: LOL Me: Are you okay?...... if you are, I am still laughing!! them: yeah im ok it was just a shock Me: Thought I ran over your dog the way you yelled! ..... later on, after texting about dog medicine... Me: you sure aspirin will help him? It won't hurt him like it does a little kid? Them: real asporin Me: (chuckling at them using their new phone, and the voice commands that can't understand a southern accent) Ok, I'll see if they sell ASPORIN... them: "sticks tongue out at u" Me: bet it still tastes like lemon!! them: LOL yeah it kinda does! Me: