What will you NEVER be caught doing??

Martina · 09-01-2012, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by homoe

carrying a purse,,

Ok this is one of those threads that reminds me of the old site now. Femme and butch stereotypes. I have been the PC police too often lately. So that's all I have to say.

Mrs Arcstriker · 09-01-2012, 04:08 PM

Stealing from anybody, cheating on my taxes, or being honest about my weight.

-Red-Flag- · 09-01-2012, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs Arcstriker

or being honest about my weight.

just friggen priceless right there !!

SugarFemme · 09-01-2012, 07:27 PM

Before I die, just ONCE, I want to actually weigh what my Drivers License says I weigh LMAO.

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Originally Posted by Mrs Arcstriker

Stealing from anybody, cheating on my taxes, or being honest about my weight.

Mrs Arcstriker · 09-01-2012, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by OneOfAKind

Before I die, just ONCE, I want to actually weigh what my Drivers License says I weigh LMAO.

Honey, then you need to move here to CT where we only have to admit to our height. I have been 5'6" since I got my driver's license in 1986, and I have NEVER been that tall. Last year at my physical, and only with a great deal of cheating, I hit 5'4.5"...My license is up for renewal this year on my 46th birthday and I am only copping to 5'5"...I think we also list eye color but I have no problem with being a brown-eyed girl...

macele · 09-01-2012, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs Arcstriker

Honey, then you need to move here to CT where we only have to admit to our height. I have been 5'6" since I got my driver's license in 1986, and I have NEVER been that tall. Last year at my physical, and only with a great deal of cheating, I hit 5'4.5"...My license is up for renewal this year on my 46th birthday and I am only copping to 5'5"...I think we also list eye color but I have no problem with being a brown-eyed girl...

i actually adjusted the weight on my DL the last renewal. i had not changed since i first got them, ... i was 14. i'm 45 lol. but you know, i still lied a little bit. i didn't tell the exact weight lol. isn't that crazy! i can't tell the truth about my height and weight lol. they measured my height not long ago at a doctors visit. they said i was 5 4. i had been telling 5 5 for years! maybe i shrunk and didn't lie. but that might be worse! o my lol.

Soft*Silver · 09-02-2012, 05:08 PM

I will never stop being intimidated by changes in technology. I am still trying to program my VCR....

RockOn · 11-29-2012, 10:45 PM

watching wrestling

JoSchmooze · 11-30-2012, 01:18 PM

Hanging christmas lights up outside (or inside) since it appears
that I only live here on the weekends.....

foxyshaman · 11-30-2012, 02:06 PM

eating liver or brains

cinnamongrrl · 12-02-2012, 08:29 AM

ok...sooo I'm watching I Shouldn't Be Alive...love the show...but....

I hope to NEVER EVER....like NEVEREVER....need to be rescued from a situation that I was stupid enough to get myself into.....

In fact, when I'm hiking, I keep it in the back of my mind to be careful of situations that COULD lead me to needing rescue...because...for me at least...that would be the MOST humiliating thing EVER...

I once climbed a big rock for fun with my kids...thing is...I can climb up anything...getting DOWN is another story...when my more nimble children got down and I couldn't, the one thing that unfroze my timid feet was them saying they were going to go call the fire department to help me down

Medusa · 12-02-2012, 10:16 AM

You will never catch me wearing a Christmas sweater!

JAGG · 06-17-2013, 11:05 AM

Inside on a summer day.
Wearing something wrinkled.
Cheating.
Petting a cat.
Buying anything at starbucks.
Driving or riding in a smart car.

JAGG · 07-15-2013, 12:16 PM

Eating stewed tomato's.
Wasting money on the latest fad.
Riding a moped or scooter.
Living in a cold climate.
High on something other than life.
Shopping for cat toys.

Nomad · 09-02-2012, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Martina

Ok this is one of those threads that reminds me of the old site now. Femme and butch stereotypes. I have been the PC police too often lately. So that's all I have to say.

i have to respectfully disagree. people are talking about what THEY would never do. Homoe wont carry a purse and thinks it's funny to consider it because it doesnt fit the Homoe personality (purse-onality?

) it's not stereotyping. it's people talking about THEMSELVES. it would be stereotyping if Homoe said 'only high femmes carry purses so i wont carry one.' i'm a girly femme and rarely carry a purse. i'm more likely to carry a bookbag and i own one purse that's really more like a wallet on a leash than an actual purse. another case in point for not calling this stereotyping is Aishah's comment that she rarely wears perfume. if people were truly stereotyping then someone would be ganging up on her as an utter failure as a femme!

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Originally Posted by aishah

i need to work real hard on the not being caught judging and saying i told you so. i try but i definitely get caught doing those from time to time.

i will never be caught wearing perfume! (although sometimes i brave my allergies for patchouli oil, because i love it so much.)
i'll never be caught owning a tv. c.'s going to demand one when he moves in, but it's definitely going to be his. along with the cable bill. LOL!
i'll never be caught eating organ meat, chitlins, gizzards, pickled pigs' feet, etc. it's a big thing where i come from but it just grosses me out way too much.

i can rock me some patchouli oil girl. i love clearing a room! honestly, i rarely wear it and when i do it's in infinitesimal amounts. i figure it's not fair to make people's eyes water with your smells, no matter where they come from!

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Originally Posted by Strappie

Being put in jail... omg I would die of embarrassment and I could never forgive myself.

eh. (shrug) i've been to jail. it's not that bad. the food is awful but that's about it. otherwise it's just a bunch of people trying to carve out space for themselves to sleep or keep stress to a minimum while waiting. the times i've been there i found most people to be fairly mellow. people typically have their own problems to worry about without making more for you. BUT i'm gonna assume it's easier for me in a jail cell than it is for some others because i'm white so no one in the cop shop ever got too verklempt over me. i'll also add that i wouldnt want to be a transgendered person in jail. our institutionalized cissexism is medieval.

i wont ever be caught eating sardines or kicking a dog or sleeping past 7 am or traveling without music

LadyRieinAL · 09-02-2012, 09:13 AM

What will I will NEVER be caught doing:

Blaming someone else for my transgressions.

Not feeding someone if they personally came to me and said, "I'm hungry."

Digesting anything that once upon a time walked on four legs.

At my age, running, jumping and landing breast first on a Slip N Slide

Saying, E L James' books are so well written.

puddin' · 09-02-2012, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by LadyRieinAL

at my age, running, jumping and landing breast first on a slip n slide

Saying, e l james' books are so well written.

brilliant...

puddin' · 09-02-2012, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Nomad

i'll also add that i wouldnt want to be a transgendered person in jail. our institutionalized cissexism is medieval.

as a femme, aren't you somewhat transgendered?!! jus' askin'...

WolfyOne · 09-02-2012, 10:25 AM

I will never put ketchup on a hotdog.
Can you guess where I was born and raised?

stephfromMIT · 09-02-2012, 12:06 PM

Wolfy-I eat my salad and hot dogs separately.

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