What will you NEVER be caught doing??

SugarFemme · 09-01-2012, 07:27 PM

Before I die, just ONCE, I want to actually weigh what my Drivers License says I weigh LMAO.

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Originally Posted by Mrs Arcstriker

Stealing from anybody, cheating on my taxes, or being honest about my weight.

Mrs Arcstriker · 09-01-2012, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by OneOfAKind

Before I die, just ONCE, I want to actually weigh what my Drivers License says I weigh LMAO.

Honey, then you need to move here to CT where we only have to admit to our height. I have been 5'6" since I got my driver's license in 1986, and I have NEVER been that tall. Last year at my physical, and only with a great deal of cheating, I hit 5'4.5"...My license is up for renewal this year on my 46th birthday and I am only copping to 5'5"...I think we also list eye color but I have no problem with being a brown-eyed girl...

macele · 09-01-2012, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs Arcstriker

Honey, then you need to move here to CT where we only have to admit to our height. I have been 5'6" since I got my driver's license in 1986, and I have NEVER been that tall. Last year at my physical, and only with a great deal of cheating, I hit 5'4.5"...My license is up for renewal this year on my 46th birthday and I am only copping to 5'5"...I think we also list eye color but I have no problem with being a brown-eyed girl...

i actually adjusted the weight on my DL the last renewal. i had not changed since i first got them, ... i was 14. i'm 45 lol. but you know, i still lied a little bit. i didn't tell the exact weight lol. isn't that crazy! i can't tell the truth about my height and weight lol. they measured my height not long ago at a doctors visit. they said i was 5 4. i had been telling 5 5 for years! maybe i shrunk and didn't lie. but that might be worse! o my lol.

Soft*Silver · 09-02-2012, 05:08 PM

I will never stop being intimidated by changes in technology. I am still trying to program my VCR....

RockOn · 11-29-2012, 10:45 PM

watching wrestling

JoSchmooze · 11-30-2012, 01:18 PM

Hanging christmas lights up outside (or inside) since it appears
that I only live here on the weekends.....

foxyshaman · 11-30-2012, 02:06 PM

eating liver or brains

cinnamongrrl · 12-02-2012, 08:29 AM

ok...sooo I'm watching I Shouldn't Be Alive...love the show...but....

I hope to NEVER EVER....like NEVEREVER....need to be rescued from a situation that I was stupid enough to get myself into.....

In fact, when I'm hiking, I keep it in the back of my mind to be careful of situations that COULD lead me to needing rescue...because...for me at least...that would be the MOST humiliating thing EVER...

I once climbed a big rock for fun with my kids...thing is...I can climb up anything...getting DOWN is another story...when my more nimble children got down and I couldn't, the one thing that unfroze my timid feet was them saying they were going to go call the fire department to help me down

theoddz · 12-02-2012, 10:01 AM

You'll NEVER catch me voting for a Republican/Teabagger........EVER.

The idiots.

~Theo~

pajama · 12-02-2012, 10:12 AM

You will NEVER catch me jumping out of a perfectly good plane just for the "fun" of it. Hell, you might not catch me jumping out of a crashing plane.

Medusa · 12-02-2012, 10:16 AM

You will never catch me wearing a Christmas sweater!

JAGG · 06-17-2013, 11:05 AM

Inside on a summer day.
Wearing something wrinkled.
Cheating.
Petting a cat.
Buying anything at starbucks.
Driving or riding in a smart car.

Sweet Bliss · 06-17-2013, 11:41 AM

passing up a flea market or auction

passing up fresh hot coffee in the morning

passing up beach time

o'queery · 07-11-2013, 08:36 AM

Saying I am sorry if I don;t really mean it.

JAGG · 07-15-2013, 12:16 PM

Eating stewed tomato's.
Wasting money on the latest fad.
Riding a moped or scooter.
Living in a cold climate.
High on something other than life.
Shopping for cat toys.

deb_U_taunt · 07-15-2013, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by JAGG

Eating stewed tomato's.
Wasting money on the latest fad.
Riding a moped or scooter.
Living in a cold climate.
High on something other than life.
Shopping for cat toys.

I rode the cutest purple scooter for years all over Seattle lol complete with streamers on the handle bars. I suppose, you wouldn't ride wench either lol

JAGG · 07-15-2013, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by deb_U_taunt

I rode the cutest purple scooter for years all over Seattle lol complete with streamers on the handle bars. I suppose, you wouldn't ride wench either lol

Well that depends if its a hot femme I might swallow my pride . lol But only if she promised not to tell any one.

09-02-2012, 05:08 PM	#4
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06-17-2013, 11:05 AM	#12
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