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Old 09-01-2012, 04:21 PM   #1
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You'll never catch me eating beets.
You'll never catch me petting a rat.
You'll never catch me watching Masterpiece Theater.
You'll never catch me creating a MySpace profile.
You'll never catch me collecting Precious Moments figurines.
You'll never catch me wearing flip flops in the winter.
and there's many more.

I guess I have more limitations than I thought.
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You'll never catch me eating beets.
You'll never catch me petting a rat.
You'll never catch me watching Masterpiece Theater.
You'll never catch me creating a MySpace profile.
You'll never catch me collecting Precious Moments figurines.
You'll never catch me wearing flip flops in the winter.
and there's many more.

I guess I have more limitations than I thought.
Though I love Masterpiece Theater, I would rather eat a felt hat without a glass of water than to pet a rat...or for that matter collecting Precious Moments figurines.

I do however wear flip flops in the winter when I get a pedi...
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Oh, flip flops, never ever.. never, cant do the thingy between the toes, I've bought pair after pair.. .no can do ...
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Though I love Masterpiece Theater, I would rather eat a felt hat without a glass of water than to pet a rat...or for that matter collecting Precious Moments figurines.

I do however wear flip flops in the winter when I get a pedi...
Okay, nothing is set in stone. I mean 'never' in the figurative sense.
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Okay, nothing is set in stone. I mean 'never' in the figurative sense.
You have to admit though, it would be kinda funny making me eat a felt hat without a glass of water...And as far as Precious Moments Figurines go, I am actually staring at one right now...My sister bought it for me for Christmas about 10 years ago, because I am pretty sure she hates me...
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Old 09-01-2012, 08:25 PM   #6
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I will never be caught bungie umping.
Sky diveing.
Treckeing in the desert.
Even worse trecking in the bad cold snow..I do not like cold weather.
Eating food that is bug/insect related.
Eating esparagus,or snales.
wearing a dress or heels...no way ..no.
Voteing a republican ticket,sofar they havent shown me anything worth a flip.
More later.
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I will never be caught bungie umping.
Sky diveing.
Treckeing in the desert.
Even worse trecking in the bad cold snow..I do not like cold weather.
Eating food that is bug/insect related.
Eating esparagus,or snales.
wearing a dress or heels...no way ..no.
Voteing a republican ticket,sofar they havent shown me anything worth a flip.
More later.
Some of these really aren't that bad!

Sky diving is easy if you do a tandem jump...
I agree about the desert...that might melt my nails!
If you snow-shoe in New England you can plan for brandy back at the lodge...
Not sure how bugs taste today but I ate a bunch of fire flies when I was a kid and I did survive that. Lady bugs were kind of nasty though...

Only bad thing about asparagus is that it makes your pee smell funny, but then again, what does good pee smell like? As for the snails, anything is good with the right amount of butter and garlic (and wine...)
Dress and heels...If you are butch you get a pass, if you are femme, then add wine as above...

As for the voting thing...you might have to wait a couple decades and come back to that....

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Okay, nothing is set in stone. I mean 'never' in the figurative sense.
Being put in jail... omg I would die of embarrassment and I could never forgive myself.
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