What Cracked You Up Today?

[jac]

Sitting in staff meeting.... (next to the director no less)

director: So we have a lot to talk about with this new program change. First we should take this time to congratulate... (pause) *looks at me* What's your name again...?
me: Oh come on, you know... the blind one with "people!"
director: Touche! you got me damnit!

Ahahahaaaaaaaa This man is going to put me in an early grave from death by laughter!!

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Then talking about a problem kid taking a college entrance exam and doing rather well on it...

director: I didn't know he was considering school
psychologist: Interesting. What does he think he wants to study?
director: He's psychotic, do you really think he's even got an idea?
me: *stood up to walk out of the meeting with a dead-pan look on my face* I heard he planned to study psychology!
director: Oh, you're on a roll today aren't you!?

Hee hee hee...