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01-02-2013, 10:33 PM
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01-02-2013, 11:33 PM
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I thought you were joking. No, apparently some guys out there just can't finesse it.
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01-03-2013, 12:04 AM
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I can remember a few times when I was nearly suffocated by too strong to control legs
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01-03-2013, 02:29 AM
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01-03-2013, 08:45 AM
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01-03-2013, 10:18 AM
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 I was being attacked by a girlfriend who was trying to be a sea turtle and sounding like a muppet at the same time... I was frightened but also very amused byher antics.
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01-04-2013, 08:36 PM
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Timed Out - Permanent
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Another staff from another program asking several times in the morning for me to do diiferent things for her, like posting specific program notes or asking me to make a folder for a new form that will be used with the kids or the best of all... plopping down in the seat next to me while I'm typing logs at the desk and saying in a leaned-in whisper, "It's like this, and I see you haven't noticed but when I talk I need attention. It's all about me damn it! Pay attention. Focus."
Yeh lol... never letting up on my typing, never taking my eyes off of the screen... I just bust out laughing, lose my straight face and tell her to get over it.  I had to walk away I was laughing so hard...
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01-14-2013, 11:29 PM
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I asked my GF her how she did in HS sports.
Turns out she was voted most athletic and the president of the GAA in HS.    I said that I was last picked for all team sports and she said, "No, honey, you were voted most likely to sit on the president of the GAA's lap". Cracked me up.
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~Anya~ Democracy Dies in Darkness ~Washington Post "...I'm deeply concerned by recently adopted policies which punish children for their parents’ actions ... The thought that any State would seek to deter parents by inflicting such abuse on children is unconscionable." UN Human Rights commissioner |
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01-14-2013, 11:37 PM
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My client was watching a show called Mongrels...very adult humor...but very amusing!
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01-17-2013, 06:26 AM
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01-17-2013, 06:36 AM
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.......sleepy talk......
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BK  "We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand." Randy Pausch.
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01-17-2013, 08:10 AM
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It was last night but...
I had just gotten out of the shower and was getting ready for bed...I decided to let the dogs out one last time...they just go out in the yard and come right back....
So....me still in my towel, I opened the door and looked out the storm door (we HAVE had coyotes in the area before, so I check first) and saw a long dark shadow against the car right by the stairs...I screamed, reached for the light (NOT the door to slam it shut as I should have...) turned on the light and then promptly dropped my towel. The shadow was MY shadow.. and that got me into hysterics about being scared of my own shadow...not to mention the show I MAY have given our (Thankfully only) neighbor....
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01-17-2013, 06:09 AM
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Timed Out - Permanent
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What creacked me up today.... so far?
Sending Spritz a text about being on my game again now that I am feeling better but auto-correct choosing to input "hand" instead of game!! Ahahahaaaaaaa I hate you auto-correct!! 
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