Shit Heard Around this House!!

MissItalianDiva · 02-21-2013, 11:10 AM

Up extra early today and my sister who had stayed out very late the night before comes in and asks if I can help her hide the dark circles under her eyes.

Sis: Wow I can't even see my bags anymore that is amazing I can't even see them anymore how do you do that

Me: It's an optical illusion trust me

Sis: Oh so it is kind of like tea bagging in the porn flicks

Me: (EYES WIDE WTF LOOK) ....had to walk away

ruffryder · 02-22-2013, 02:09 PM

at my second home, work with my second family.. lol

I took over dispatch and just as I did we get an alarm for a code 29 - fire alarm. Our officers are in the middle of shift change and are barely getting their radios and keys. Me and my mentor take over and start pushing buttons to acknowledge the alarm and start the emergency channel dispatch. As I'm trying to contact our officers to see where they are and dispatch someone to our fire command, I call for one whose call number is five zero and we call him five o. lol Later I find out he didn't grab a radio in time and he just tagged along with another officer to get to the scene asap as we only have 3 mins to respond or alarms, sirens, flashes go off for evacuation and the fire department is dispatched. So later after unsuccesfully being able to reach him by radio I say, "damn, five o is always the last to respond." We all laughed good. haha!

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02-21-2013, 11:10 AM	#1
MissItalianDiva Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Miss Twiggy Preferred Pronoun?: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and that shit doesn't sound atrocious! Relationship Status: divorce happens..all that glitters ain't gold Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: SLC Utah Posts: 2,284 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,768 Thanked 7,159 Times in 1,793 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Up extra early today and my sister who had stayed out very late the night before comes in and asks if I can help her hide the dark circles under her eyes. Sis: Wow I can't even see my bags anymore that is amazing I can't even see them anymore how do you do that Me: It's an optical illusion trust me Sis: Oh so it is kind of like tea bagging in the porn flicks Me: (EYES WIDE WTF LOOK) ....had to walk away

02-22-2013, 02:09 PM	#2
ruffryder Senior Member How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: guy ones Relationship Status: ... Join Date: May 2011 Location: chillin' in FL Posts: 3,690 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,951 Thanked 9,679 Times in 2,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	at my second home, work with my second family.. lol I took over dispatch and just as I did we get an alarm for a code 29 - fire alarm. Our officers are in the middle of shift change and are barely getting their radios and keys. Me and my mentor take over and start pushing buttons to acknowledge the alarm and start the emergency channel dispatch. As I'm trying to contact our officers to see where they are and dispatch someone to our fire command, I call for one whose call number is five zero and we call him five o. lol Later I find out he didn't grab a radio in time and he just tagged along with another officer to get to the scene asap as we only have 3 mins to respond or alarms, sirens, flashes go off for evacuation and the fire department is dispatched. So later after unsuccesfully being able to reach him by radio I say, "damn, five o is always the last to respond." We all laughed good. haha!