What Cracked You Up Today?

jac · 03-09-2013, 04:12 PM

Yesterday while in the kitchen at work

staff: so I hear you're some kind of super hero
director: oh shit here we go again
me: yes, why yes I am
staff: and what super hero are you and where is your phone booth?
director: let me guess, your booth is the pantry?
me: yes, why yes it is and I am a super hero pirate if you must know
staff: pirates can't be super heros
director: *backs out of kitchen* hmmmm... not sure I'm ready for this
me: I have my cape to prove it
staff: is that all you wear super hero pirate?
me: of course not. I will wear a pirate hat and even an eye patch
director: will your people be approving this?
me: remember, you are my people now, so will you?
staff: and you have all this already?
me: well, except for the hat. it has to be the right one
staff: please say you will wear tights!!
director: if I have to approve this I'm waiting for your response to the tights thing
me: pirates don't wear tights, they wear buccaneers
director: whew: your approved!!
me: both of be gone now *waving my spatuala*

Yes we are this odd there. I will be the super hero pirate for Halloween this year

They just don't know it yet!!

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03-09-2013, 04:12 PM	#11
jac Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: butch stone Preferred Pronoun?: masculine ones work best... Relationship Status: ♥ engaged to spritz ♥ Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: bangor, maine Posts: 3,344 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,720 Thanked 16,492 Times in 2,972 Posts Rep Power: 0	Yesterday while in the kitchen at work staff: so I hear you're some kind of super hero director: oh shit here we go again me: yes, why yes I am staff: and what super hero are you and where is your phone booth? director: let me guess, your booth is the pantry? me: yes, why yes it is and I am a super hero pirate if you must know staff: pirates can't be super heros director: backs out of kitchen hmmmm... not sure I'm ready for this me: I have my cape to prove it staff: is that all you wear super hero pirate? me: of course not. I will wear a pirate hat and even an eye patch director: will your people be approving this? me: remember, you are my people now, so will you? staff: and you have all this already? me: well, except for the hat. it has to be the right one staff: please say you will wear tights!! director: if I have to approve this I'm waiting for your response to the tights thing me: pirates don't wear tights, they wear buccaneers director: whew: your approved!! me: both of be gone now waving my spatuala Yes we are this odd there. I will be the super hero pirate for Halloween this year They just don't know it yet!!