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03-14-2013, 03:33 PM
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Me.. forgetting my bag at home, complete with wallet- and running out of gas on the way to the gas station. I love me some days, and today, I was in love with me. I crack myself up.
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03-15-2013, 06:44 AM
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Yesterday - woke up highly "distracted" and when making my coffee I put the usual amount of coffee in my percolator but only half the water...WOW! Talk about rocket fuel...NASA should try that...LOL
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03-15-2013, 09:20 AM
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ultra femme princess Preferred Pronoun?:
she, lady..whichever Relationship Status:
waiting for the right one 
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The thoughts in my head cracked me up. I know that makes me sound crazy but I'm really not.
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03-19-2013, 05:50 PM
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She/her OR ze if I'm crossdressing Relationship Status:
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03-20-2013, 05:55 PM
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Timed Out - Permanent
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masculine ones work best... Relationship Status:
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I got another for you....
Not sure the jest of the conversation but I have an idea where this stemmed from.... a response from one kid to another - "it's kinda like a mo-ped, it's a fun ride till your friends find out!"  Oy!!
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03-21-2013, 04:37 AM
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A whispered answer...
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03-21-2013, 09:31 AM
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Steve Harvey was on Ellen this morning and he was talking about a family they had on Family Feud. The question....name a word that begins with pork...answer...cupine. That cracked me up.
His sister said (what Steve thought was..) lawn. He says lawn? As in your front lawn? She says...no, lawn (loin) then spelled it L I O N! Funny shit.
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04-17-2013, 08:47 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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It cracked us both up. A conversation with a customer yesterday..
Her..last time I came in you all gave me good luck when I went to Vegas. I came home with money. So I'm hoping I get luck today. Me..good! I hope you do! Your going again? Her...yes, to a * mythology* convention. Me..oh that sounds interesting. Do some people dress up ? ( me, thinking of Star Wars, Star Trek conventions) Her...( strange look on her face)...dress up like a kidney? Me...oh...I thought you said mythology . Her...no...nephrology, kidney specialization . Us...laughing Her...but mythology would be more fun!
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04-17-2013, 05:35 PM
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Cracked you up
I crack myself up! But dont worry folks I dont talk to myself and answer. (lol)
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