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10-28-2013, 07:23 PM
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My roommate and I took a truckload of garbage to the dump today. She crawls up in the back of the truck and hands stuff down to me to throw out. She can't see the step on the back of my truck as she gets down out of the back of the truck.
Sooo as she steps over the tailgate I try to guide her foot to the step, only she wanted the bumper not the step, I didn't know tbat. Her....make sure I get my foot on the step Me....ok, pulling her pants leg over and down toward the step Her....loudly.....damnit you are stretching me to far Me....laughing....huh Her...laughing....stop you are stretching me to far Us.....much laughter Me....thinking out loud....I don't think anybody ever told me that before
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10-28-2013, 09:18 PM
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.gif "Say What?") you're gonna post about that! Him: YEP! ******************************************** Ohhhh I guess this is pay back for me posting about you chasing Nemo??   OMG!! **song stuck in my head...ankle bone is connected to your leg bone....leg bone is connected to your ass bone...** I told you we need to start a journal about the funny thangs that happen around here!! You stretched my ankle so far, I thought my ass bone was gonna dislocate! When people read that you pulled my pants leg over and down, they're gonna think you were yanking my pants off! KNUCKLEHEAD!! Can you imagine, if you had done that, what the "LUMP on a log" dump employee would have done? Think he would have finally walked out of his tiny little shed? (disclaimer: no discrimination to people who work as sanitation employees.... however, this one guy was truly a lump on a log, non-helpful and gives good workers a bad name) .... Blade: Not only does this little boy remind me of you with your dark hair, his expression is perfect for my stretched ass bone!  SHIT HEARD ROUND THIS HOUSE.... While posting the above, I was at the desk and Blade walked up behind me...and very calmly, very matter-of-factly said "I like it hard like this." Me: spun around ...noticed mug in his hand full of ice cream ....   Him: (to the dog) Willy why'd you let me do that? Me: OH MY GOD!! (laughing too hard to breathe) I'm trying not to pee!
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10-28-2013, 10:36 PM
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We were discussing how my cousins younger than me have already had babies, and how my sister and I apparently missed the memo. Wife says this shows fertility in my family, when I texted my sister, she says it is sluttiness in our family.
Her: Well, WE didn't have sex before marriage at all.. *big grin* Me: Oh shut up. Her: You know, if we were a straight couple, your dad would have had his rifle out. Me: In this hypothetical straight couple, who is the guy in the relationship? I mean, I don't want to just ASSUME it's you.. Her: Okay.... Well then YOU would have the rifle, to hit me over the head with, and drag me back to your cave.Me: Whatttt? What do you mean cave?! Her: You would drag me back to the cave so you could ravish me.. Me: Her: Me: Oh.. my.. god *laughing* That is so going in the threads! |
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10-31-2013, 07:29 AM
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Roomie enters room .... "hey, you left me with no toilet paper "
Me: OMG I'M so sorry! I meant to get a package, got distracted again! Roomie : "No, problem I used your towel " She didn't really .... but we got a good laugh out of it. Thank goddess for Kleenex. 
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12-03-2013, 12:51 PM
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Me to my babe as I open the package of cordial cherries: Can I open your cherries.
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12-03-2013, 01:29 PM
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12-17-2013, 05:00 PM
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My niece and I last weekend, she wanted to know why I was late...
Me: "I had some errands to run." Her: "I want to see Erin." Me: "We will see Erin at Christmas." Her: "Where is she?" Me "She is in Iowa." Her: "Is that far away?" Me "Yes, its 15 hours from here."... Her: "No wonder you were late!" Me: "I had to run errands not go see Erin!" |
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02-18-2015, 08:17 PM
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"Oh snaps!", "Seriously?", "That's ridonkulous!" are heard very, very often in this household.
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02-18-2015, 11:28 PM
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"I loved it when you punched me in the head. That was AWESOME!"
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03-27-2015, 09:36 PM
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