Shit Heard Around this House!!

Blade · 10-28-2013, 07:23 PM

My roommate and I took a truckload of garbage to the dump today. She crawls up in the back of the truck and hands stuff down to me to throw out. She can't see the step on the back of my truck as she gets down out of the back of the truck.

Sooo as she steps over the tailgate I try to guide her foot to the step, only she wanted the bumper not the step, I didn't know tbat.

Her....make sure I get my foot on the step
Me....ok, pulling her pants leg over and down toward the step
Her....loudly.....damnit you are stretching me to far
Me....laughing....huh
Her...laughing....stop you are stretching me to far
Us.....much laughter
Me....thinking out loud....I don't think anybody ever told me that before

10-28-2013, 07:23 PM	#11
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,414 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	My roommate and I took a truckload of garbage to the dump today. She crawls up in the back of the truck and hands stuff down to me to throw out. She can't see the step on the back of my truck as she gets down out of the back of the truck. Sooo as she steps over the tailgate I try to guide her foot to the step, only she wanted the bumper not the step, I didn't know tbat. Her....make sure I get my foot on the step Me....ok, pulling her pants leg over and down toward the step Her....loudly.....damnit you are stretching me to far Me....laughing....huh Her...laughing....stop you are stretching me to far Us.....much laughter Me....thinking out loud....I don't think anybody ever told me that before __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.