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Old 11-14-2014, 06:40 PM   #1
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I was off site today for an event. I was sending picture texts to my boss of our booth.

At one point I received a text from her that was clearly meant for her other half. And, apparently they had a little quality time before she left for work this morning.

I texted back "uuuummmm, I don't think that was meant for me"

She texted "damn, I hate when that happens!"

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Im at work...a resident's family is visiting. I get to the cubicle where we sit and document etc. I grab my phone from my "special OTHER pocket" and realuze just as I'm doing so I'm within sight of the dining room where the resident is visiting with their family... I look up...hand in bra...and meet the gaze of the residents wife. Doh!
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Default not a good day for the coworker

This morning........
Our new patient said to coworker "you look familiar" she then ran down the list of places and people she might know coworker from.
She then says "I know I know you but I just can't place it"
Coworker finally says "you know me from Brian SoandSo"
Patient goes "oh.........well, you look good"

Turns out a few years ago when coworker was 8 months pregnant, patient had sex with her (now ex)boyfriend.

Later in the day...... same coworker, different patient.......

I was bringing a patient back and as we passed coworker, patient grabs at her tiny little pot belly and goes "What is this?? IS THIS A BABY BUMP?!?"

Coworker threw her hands up and took a lap.
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my coworker mumbled that she would like to punch one of our ornery clients in the vagina
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So last week my team had a holiday party so we flew everyone into the office. I was organizing the food etc. So I find out what kind of pizza everyone likes and then I get ready to place the order from my most favorite place...Pizza Orgasmica. So I had to ask our receptionist to please order me a large doggy style...which was just an all meat pizza.
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