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05-12-2015, 07:51 AM
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05-12-2015, 02:52 PM
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Siri answered the question! Eating Shark Soup and laughing to the bank! 
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Being informed that beating a meter reader is a federal crime.
Beat out a meter reader- The art of rushing to the meter to feed it change before the meter reader can print out a ticket.  Ice cream anyone? My treat. |
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05-15-2015, 03:26 PM
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This adorable little girl is giving it all she has GOT.
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06-05-2015, 07:34 PM
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Superlative Soul Sister
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Moving in a single file and sometimes a sinner. 
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EGOISTE - laughing for days
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06-08-2015, 05:20 AM
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No, thank you. 
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Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
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LOL! Her choreography is way better than the actual stuff too!
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06-09-2015, 05:37 AM
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BEIJING (AP) — Rules making it easier to file lawsuits in China have led to a new concern over frivolous claims, such as one in which a man says actress Zhao Wei stared at him too intensely through his TV set.
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06-11-2015, 07:03 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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**loved by many** 
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Having a conversation, recapping our day. He says, I'm so sore. I ask why. Apparently he was up and down the later most of the day. Hmmm, so what were you working on? We're you taking things up and down the ladder. He says, no I was doing floor work.
What? floor work ? I thought you said you were on the ladder? I was, just checking to see if you were listening to me. Ha ha! On to next subject, after we laughed. I have the day off, if you need me to come pick you up, I'll take you to your appointment. He says, sure, you can drive around Mr Lazy. Ok, I tel, you what, I'll pull up in the front, get out, walk into the lobby. I'll be the one holding the card that's says..pick up, Mr. Lazy!  How is that funny guy? We had our share of laughs this morning!
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06-11-2015, 07:18 AM
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She is my sunrise and sunset. 
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Worked at the shop yesterday, the following is a conversation I had with a woman who brought a vintage cheese slicer to the counter:
Me: What do you have there? Her: A cheese cutter! I've been looking forever for one of these! Me: *with nary a smile. How have you been cutting the cheese?! Her: With a knife. Okay, juvenile humor, but this woman was so serious, she was very cute. Behind the counter, we laughed and laughed.
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