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05-12-2015, 02:52 PM
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Siri answered the question! Eating Shark Soup and laughing to the bank! 
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Being informed that beating a meter reader is a federal crime.
Beat out a meter reader- The art of rushing to the meter to feed it change before the meter reader can print out a ticket.  Ice cream anyone? My treat. |
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05-15-2015, 03:26 PM
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lesbian femme Join Date: Oct 2014
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This adorable little girl is giving it all she has GOT.
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06-05-2015, 07:34 PM
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Superlative Soul Sister
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Moving in a single file 
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EGOISTE - laughing for days
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06-08-2015, 05:20 AM
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you. 
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Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
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LOL! Her choreography is way better than the actual stuff too!
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06-09-2015, 05:37 AM
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Infamous Member
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Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
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BEIJING (AP) — Rules making it easier to file lawsuits in China have led to a new concern over frivolous claims, such as one in which a man says actress Zhao Wei stared at him too intensely through his TV set.
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06-11-2015, 07:03 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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**loved by many** 
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Having a conversation, recapping our day. He says, I'm so sore. I ask why. Apparently he was up and down the later most of the day. Hmmm, so what were you working on? We're you taking things up and down the ladder. He says, no I was doing floor work.
What? floor work ? I thought you said you were on the ladder? I was, just checking to see if you were listening to me. Ha ha! On to next subject, after we laughed. I have the day off, if you need me to come pick you up, I'll take you to your appointment. He says, sure, you can drive around Mr Lazy. Ok, I tel, you what, I'll pull up in the front, get out, walk into the lobby. I'll be the one holding the card that's says..pick up, Mr. Lazy!  How is that funny guy? We had our share of laughs this morning!
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06-11-2015, 07:18 AM
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Senior Member
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She, Baby Boi Relationship Status:
She is my sunrise and sunset. 
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Worked at the shop yesterday, the following is a conversation I had with a woman who brought a vintage cheese slicer to the counter:
Me: What do you have there? Her: A cheese cutter! I've been looking forever for one of these! Me: *with nary a smile. How have you been cutting the cheese?! Her: With a knife. Okay, juvenile humor, but this woman was so serious, she was very cute. Behind the counter, we laughed and laughed.
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06-12-2015, 09:48 AM
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Senior Member
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lesbian femme Join Date: Oct 2014
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This probably cracked me up much more than it should have.
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06-20-2015, 01:17 PM
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Senior Member
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06-21-2015, 06:23 PM
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Infamous Member
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! 
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Setting the scene...
At Tractor Supply looking for dawg wormer, and finding it in a locked cabinet. Jim an older gentlemen who works there came walking down the center aisle, close enough to me that I could hear his voice. I seemingly loudly said Jim I need to get in the closet. OMG, that took off. He said it takes long enough to get out of the closet don't get back in it. That was a good laugh for today
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06-23-2015, 03:02 PM
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Senior Member
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GQ Butch Daddy Relationship Status:
A Very Protective BIG Daddy... 
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Still laughing about my blunder from a couple days ago. The gentleman across the street went down to his fiance's aunt's house (a couple doors down) and I had said "Good Morning" to him when I saw him. He didn't say anything and just grabbed a cigarette from his truck and went down. In a few moments he came walking back and once again said nothing, went in the fence and into the house. All of a sudden the neighbor came down (she owns the house) and I began talking to her as she was walking. She informed me the water broke. I said, "Oh boy. Did they know where to shut the main off?"
Fast forward later in the day...sitting out front recounting story to my sister. She says to me, "Oh was it the house or her?" I think for a moment and the light bulb goes off. I scratch my head and say, "Ya know....I don't know!" Sister of the woman across the street is walking down the street and I say, "Heyy Cheyenne! I have a question for you." I recount the story and she bursts out laughing and says, "It is her. Her water broke." Well duh!! Who knew?!? Thinks to myself well so much for finding the main to shut off. LOL! Now is that butch mentality for ya or what?!? |
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06-29-2015, 01:13 PM
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Senior Member
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I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009
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An adorable little boy with his bright yellow Minnions tshirt on, trying to catch tiny minnows with his bare hands , at the edge of the lake up to his ankles in sandy water, bent over with his butt in the air and his face about 3 inches from the water...fixated on catching "phishies" ...when we got home I told him to go clean up and change clothes because he smelled like dead phishies...to which he responded by smelling his tshirt and saying "no...LIVE phishies!"...
SMH...thank god he didn't bring any phishies home in my car!
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07-02-2015, 07:16 PM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
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Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
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I found this magazine on my client's nightstand today...
I just KNEW it had to be a southern publication...girls down here are all about their gardens...AND their guns!! 
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07-03-2015, 09:43 AM
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Senior Member
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I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009
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My buddy and I running through the rain storm to retrieve the baby goats from the front pasture...laughing as I grabbed them to put their leash on...then all five of us running back to their enclosure, soaking wet, the babies immediately loaded into their dawg house...as I'm dashing back to the house my buddy says "look your hair isn't even wet!"...made me laugh as the water was running off my curls down my face...once inside, trying to peal off wet clothes, naked in the bathroom I realized OH SHIT!! THE DOGS ARE STILL OUT BACK!!
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07-15-2015, 07:57 PM
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Senior Member
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I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009
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Listening to the story of three little mutts raiding the burlap bag of potatoes ...one mutt in his "cone of shame", one short legged, shy but silent troublemaker, and the other usually clueless goofy clown of the bunch... I cracked up so hard when I heard the whole story....now the Three Musketeers are called TaterTots!
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08-04-2015, 05:59 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The roads are narrow here
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08-11-2015, 05:47 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM'
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The roads are narrow here
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