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10-14-2011, 02:46 PM
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Member
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multi-faceted gem, femme, submissive babygirl if the chemistry is there. Preferred Pronoun?:
lady Relationship Status:
working on myself 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Lewiston, Idaho
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Conversation with a friend about her email getting "hacked" into..when in reality Hy was stoopid enough to share Hys password with someone else.
Me: Umm you're an idiot..paranoid much? Hym: Look, just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean there isn't people watching me, waiting to fuck with my head and shit. Me: 
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01-15-2012, 06:04 PM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
femme Preferred Pronoun?:
femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Tennessee
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Bella (whining to get up on my desk and lay with her pink blankie)
Belle: OMG i didnt' realize when i got a girl it was like having a kid most of the time. Bully: .gif "Say What?") * followed by a LOT of laughter.
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~ I've learned that people will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou |
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01-23-2012, 09:55 PM
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme/Gentlewoman Preferred Pronoun?:
She/her Relationship Status:
Happily married 05/17/14 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Saskatchewan, Canada
Posts: 561
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I live alone, but I have a friend who hangs out at my house mainly for the normalcy in it...
*we're outside in the back parking lot in winter* Britt: You know... I just can't get good pictures these days. Me: Look. There are some dead fall sunflowers against that shabby fence. Tres photogenic. Britt: *wrinkles nose* Hipster bullshit. It's what's for breakfast. |
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01-24-2012, 06:21 PM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
femme Preferred Pronoun?:
femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Tennessee
Posts: 6,100
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Putting away groceries this afternoon and handing Bully a cucumber
Belle: You know, i can carry it in my back pocket and use it when i want to. Bully:  disclosure: I was talking about SOMETHING but it wasn't the cucumber 
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~ I've learned that people will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou |
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01-24-2012, 07:06 PM
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Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?:
Butch (Silver Fox) Dom Daddi Preferred Pronoun?:
50 Shades of Clay Darker & Deeper Relationship Status:
married to my forever 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: salt air & sandy beaches
Posts: 13,136
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talking to a friend, on phone....
ME: dangggg, I can NOT believe that...you should see what I just did HER: Wha??? Whaa??? Tell me... ME: I just finished eating a cup of Chobani Greek Yogurt..and was running my tongue inside to get rest of it... My tongue reached the bottom, which is almost 2 inches deep, and still could lick the bottom of the cup.....<grin> HER: OMG! That should be labelled a "WMD" weapon of mass destruction....
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To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness. ~Robert Brault |
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02-01-2012, 12:12 AM
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Family Man
How Do You Identify?:
TG Male Preferred Pronoun?:
Masculine ones Relationship Status:
She just gets me 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: .....
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"ok lay it on me"....
"stop licking my ass my ass" "no biting off the nipples" things said to the dog today and not by me OK add get off my hair to the list
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 This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skillFifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name! Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it.  |
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02-01-2012, 12:19 AM
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☆ the stars are aligned ☆
How Do You Identify?:
one queer mama Preferred Pronoun?:
she/her Relationship Status:
married to my Boo Daddy <3 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: nor cal
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02-03-2012, 12:26 PM
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Member
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Regular, with sugar 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: .
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From a text:
M1: Come be wheat and sugar free with me this weekend. I have no lead water, a normal pap, and fresh basil. M2: You had me at normal pap. M1: Ha! M2: Too bad you don't have a juicer. M1: That can be changed.... |
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02-03-2012, 12:58 PM
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Member
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Femme/Gentlewoman Preferred Pronoun?:
She/her Relationship Status:
Happily married 05/17/14
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Saskatchewan, Canada
Posts: 561
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My upstairs neighbour has a beautiful baritone singing voice, and likes to sing hymns while he's cleaning. Today...
Neighbour: *sings "How Can I Keep From Singing?"* Me: *chimes in on high harmony* Neighbour: *stops* Come up here and sing that to my face! 
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02-08-2012, 10:06 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Mr Mtn's babygirl Preferred Pronoun?:
girly, she Relationship Status:
fiercely protected ♥ 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Moving home in OR with Him VERY soooon !!
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Anonymous: step awayyyyyyyyy from the turnips
Anonymous: no clubbing Daddy with a turnip Anonymous: googling body armor that can sustain turnip beatings *names removed to protect the innocent* (that would be me, being a good girl!)
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my Mantra: i am letting go of angers, continuing to find forgiveness, welcoming inner peace & deserving of it all. my facebook weight loss page:
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02-08-2012, 10:18 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
femme Relationship Status:
Married 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: back in the land of trees and snow
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"There is only only one cranky/crabby person in this relationship and that person is NOT you... "
*I can be cranky...* "No you can't...... STOP IT, I don't want to be in relationship with myself.. you are my easy going sweet girl, I want you back..." It was soon discovered that Mitmo was coming down with her yearly cold and yes, is allowed to be cranky/crabby at that time...
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02-18-2012, 01:04 PM
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Senior Member
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Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
m'lady 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: NJ
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My honey's 92 year old father lives with us. The other day I was making lunch for everyone and asked him what he wanted to eat
Pop: Well, I wanted to have some eggs, but we don't have any more Me: There are a dozen eggs in the fridge Pop: But they are those organic eggs (said in the same tone of voice with which someone would say "You don't have milk, you only have chocolate milk") 
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  Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I'll meet you there ~ Rumi |
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02-19-2012, 06:00 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard!
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Earth
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(horn honking outside) " At least that wasn't a pussy horn! When I honk my horn I mean business! I don't want it to sound like some demented squirrel fart! "
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Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you. 
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02-19-2012, 06:20 PM
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Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
dee Relationship Status:
Hitched up 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Livin’ the Dream
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"get your tongue out of my nostril"
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02-20-2012, 08:47 PM
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
Self possessed Aquarian Preferred Pronoun?:
Don't call me baby~ Relationship Status:
Deliciously single and loving it. 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: lotus land
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Thanked 3,382 Times in 864 Posts
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"ooowww!!! I just took you're vibrator to my head!!!"
I asked for a pillow. The pillow was thrown at my head. The pillow has a built in "massager/vibrator". Nuff said! |
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02-21-2012, 11:07 AM
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Senior Member
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Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
m'lady
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: NJ
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Both of us half-asleep...
Hym: Did you know Ipecac gets rid of ticks Me:
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Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I'll meet you there ~ Rumi |
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02-29-2012, 08:53 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
still ballin' Relationship Status:
Triple X Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: west side
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24/7
Phone conversation.
Me: "I'm going to pack in Portland." She: "me too, 24/7"
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02-29-2012, 09:23 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: NC & CO
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Thanked 12,196 Times in 3,779 Posts
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Me: ...Skip, why don't you clean Willy's ears?
Blade: ... (speaking as Skip's voice) cause I don't like his ears and he doesn't like my tongue "... |
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03-02-2012, 05:58 PM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
femme Preferred Pronoun?:
femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Tennessee
Posts: 6,100
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A long powerful noise in the middle of a thunderstorm
Belle: *running through the house, eyes wide and scared half to death.... "OMG DID YOU HEAR THAT THUNDER? IS IT A TORNADO?" Bully: No, no, no. It's all ok honey. It was me banging on my ottoman because the Lady Vols just missed an easy shot. Belle:
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03-02-2012, 06:26 PM
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#220 |
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme/Gentlewoman Preferred Pronoun?:
She/her Relationship Status:
Happily married 05/17/14
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Saskatchewan, Canada
Posts: 561
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The neighbours across the hall...
Him: For the last time, I want you to quit your job! Her: No way. I don't see you working. Him: If you quit your job it would give me a reason to look. *shaking my head* |
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