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Old 05-28-2010, 09:26 AM   #1
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I received a check in the mail the other day. I had been expecting it, but it was much larger than I thought it would be. I was just about doing back flips, I was so excited! So, my friend and I went to try to get it cashed. After many tries, I found out the only way to get it cashed was with a hold placed on the funds. My good mood suddenly went south. I had PLANS for that money!!! My friend looked at me, and said "Now, I know all the red has been licked off your candy, but it will be ok."
I looked at her for a second, digesting what she had just said, then busted out laughing. How could I stay bummed after a comment like that?
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This kid about 8 wanted to get a soda pop and his mom said no, no soda. He said but I'm thirsty. His mom said fine get some juice or something. So he comes back with a red bull. His mom said , no way, I said juice. He said no you said juice or something, this would be or something. hahahah
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A line in a movie ...
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this should have taught me NOT to check incoming text messages while I'm driving....especially through several storms...
I had to re-read something twice for it to sink in...
I got reprimanded for using the wrong pronoun to refer to a fish

apparently, this went through an identity journey over the course of 3 incoming text messages... first "her", then "him" then, after I responded once, the reprimand stated this pishie pishie prefers to be referred to as "hym"...
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something a friend of mine posted on facebook about a conversation between her and her son.

Her to her son: I'm pooped.

Her son: you pants?!

Her to her son: no i'm pooped means i'm drained. I'm pooped.

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Seeing daisy's face pucker after trying a BIG swig of cold KEDEM Grape and Pomegranate and not liking it at all. I laughed so hard I almost had to post in June's "What made you Whiz Today" again!

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this should have taught me NOT to check incoming text messages while I'm driving....especially through several storms...
I had to re-read something twice for it to sink in...
I got reprimanded for using the wrong pronoun to refer to a fish

apparently, this went through an identity journey over the course of 3 incoming text messages... first "her", then "him" then, after I responded once, the reprimand stated this pishie pishie prefers to be referred to as "hym"...
That was just to funny.!!.
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Do NOT blame my naiveté for your trickster nature!! I thought you were being all sweet and trying to hold my hand!
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A friend sent this to me this morning before our race tonight. This made me laugh.

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my mother's pit bull is 4 months old now....all gangly legs and big head....she doesnt realize shes as big as she is....she looks like a young great dane! Anyhow....she doesnt like to come inside..she LOVES being in the yard...so I was calling her to come in....and in the meantime let the other dogs in...when i opened the door again to let her in, she BOLTED from the holly bush that is her "den" to the shed about 25 ft away...the way she did it was like she thought she was hiding from me....like shes still small enough to hide...i had to laugh....i closed the door and let her stay out....its still making me smile
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Well it didn't happen today but.....

When my grandson, yeh the one in my gallery pics, sings Old McDonald's Farm...

E, I, E, I, O... nope. It's more like A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Y!!

I think the lil guy has his songs mixed up...
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my missus's brother, he drinks tea when everyone else is drinking wine, maybe thats why he has the 6 pack and i dont, lol! here we are hanging out this afternoon......................http://
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