What Cracked You Up Today?

Ms. Tabitha · 04-05-2010, 10:31 AM

Hearing Theo this morning say "OH Myron .. what are you doing"?
What's Myron doing?
Myron is hanging with his butt over the ledge, his body making odd moves and then he......... .........
Theos face ..........
ME

Kenna · 04-05-2010, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Ms. Tabitha

Hearing Theo this morning say "OH Myron .. what are you doing"?
What's Myron doing?
Myron is hanging with his butt over the ledge, his body making odd moves and then he......... .........
Theos face ..........
ME

He was just thanking you for all those yummy crickets!!!

Kenna · 04-06-2010, 01:03 PM

after being in Logistics/Warehouse Management for MANY years (and being a prude about organized materials).... My new boss's warehouse filing system cracked me up so bad I just had to take pictures and share...

Blade · 04-06-2010, 01:18 PM

Looks at above post and thinks your new boss needs some direction in lean manufacturing and 5S.

Kenna · 04-06-2010, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Blade

Looks at above post and thinks your new boss needs some direction in lean manufacturing and 5S.

LMAO!!!
I am accustomed to a "shop" being messy...like my step-dad's old garage.
But it looks like Blade and I would have our hands FULL trying to wade through their shop and clean things up!!! He's in need of Lean Manufacturing, indeed!! The other thing that CRACKED me up... I asked where his MSDS books were? He said "MSDS...MSDS...(squeezing his eyes shut and thinking...) I know that term... What does MSDS mean?"

OMG!! All I did was smile and say "Material Safety Data Sheets...I take it you don't have a MSDS Book? Has OSHA paid you a visit?

Kenna · 04-08-2010, 11:00 AM

How funny my dog looks when I shave him!!!
Anybody need some Willy Wool for their birdies to make their nests? (see gallery)

Legendryder · 04-08-2010, 11:30 AM

Bob barking at the thunder and rain. I swear the dog would kick that storm's ass if he could catch it!!

Write14u · 04-08-2010, 11:32 AM

Watching my roomie and his girlfriend do the "you stay on your side of the couch" we're actually 10 play slap fighting. *grin*

Random · 04-08-2010, 11:49 AM

All the kitties are outside sun bathing..

except our lil basement cat...

He is sitting in the cool shadow of the house watching the others outside..

grin...

Kenna · 04-08-2010, 08:12 AM

So, I'm a new "office assistant" for someone in the home repair business. I was just cleaning off my desk and looking for scotch tape because he handed me a BUNCH of estimate papers all crumbled and torn.

I've worked in and LOVE construction trades... "High Power Priss with Power Tools"... and I cracked up when I reached for my office tape and all I could find was black electrical tape!! That is SOOOOO me!! Don't ask me for a nail file or pretty polish to touch up your nails at work (I go to Joanne in the next cubical if I break a nail!)... but I've got black electrical tape, zip ties of every size, and power tools!! LMAO!!

Time to make a trip to Staples for the see through kind of tape and paper clips... cause zip ties just won't do!!

NJFemmie · 04-08-2010, 08:40 AM

This morning, Mare calls me to the kitchen window to witness a showdown between two neighborhood cats. One I know belongs to the neighbor across the street, and the other is a stray Mare has seen many times before.

Well, I turn to Mare and tell Her that if they start having at it, I'm going out there. (I really have issues seeing animals fight). Well, they started, and I bolted out of the door barefoot (I am not a go outside barefoot in the middle of the street too often person) with my mismatched pajama boxers and tee shirt ensemble - not to mention my divine morning hair. I run toward them, flailing my arms while trying not to yell 'too' loud (it was still pretty early in the morning). One cat bolts one way, the other, the other way - and afterwards - the neighbor's cat sits in front of his house staring straight at our house probably thinking "WTF was that with the crazy hair and is it coming back out?"

Mare cracks up, I crack up, and I am hoping a few neighbors aren't cracking up because of it ...

(But it was pretty funny in a "had to be there" moment.)

Ldyluck88 · 04-08-2010, 09:51 AM

Looking for my glasses and they were on top of my head!!

04-06-2010, 01:03 PM	#3
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,196 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	What REALLY cracked me up today... after being in Logistics/Warehouse Management for MANY years (and being a prude about organized materials).... My new boss's warehouse filing system cracked me up so bad I just had to take pictures and share...

04-08-2010, 11:32 AM	#8
Write14u Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: I'm easy Relationship Status: She's some kind of wonderful. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: I keep my heart and soul in the boondocks Posts: 626 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 240 Thanked 714 Times in 325 Posts Rep Power: 759422	Watching my roomie and his girlfriend do the "you stay on your side of the couch" we're actually 10 play slap fighting. grin __________________ "I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." -- Crash Davis, Bull Durham

04-08-2010, 11:49 AM	#9
Random Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: back in the land of trees and snow Posts: 2,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,017 Thanked 5,327 Times in 1,378 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	All the kitties are outside sun bathing.. except our lil basement cat... He is sitting in the cool shadow of the house watching the others outside.. grin... __________________ ~Volunteer~ "It gets in your blood"

04-08-2010, 08:12 AM	#10
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,196 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Office Supplies... So, I'm a new "office assistant" for someone in the home repair business. I was just cleaning off my desk and looking for scotch tape because he handed me a BUNCH of estimate papers all crumbled and torn. I've worked in and LOVE construction trades... "High Power Priss with Power Tools"... and I cracked up when I reached for my office tape and all I could find was black electrical tape!! That is SOOOOO me!! Don't ask me for a nail file or pretty polish to touch up your nails at work (I go to Joanne in the next cubical if I break a nail!)... but I've got black electrical tape, zip ties of every size, and power tools!! LMAO!! Time to make a trip to Staples for the see through kind of tape and paper clips... cause zip ties just won't do!!

04-08-2010, 08:40 AM	#11
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	This morning, Mare calls me to the kitchen window to witness a showdown between two neighborhood cats. One I know belongs to the neighbor across the street, and the other is a stray Mare has seen many times before. Well, I turn to Mare and tell Her that if they start having at it, I'm going out there. (I really have issues seeing animals fight). Well, they started, and I bolted out of the door barefoot (I am not a go outside barefoot in the middle of the street too often person) with my mismatched pajama boxers and tee shirt ensemble - not to mention my divine morning hair. I run toward them, flailing my arms while trying not to yell 'too' loud (it was still pretty early in the morning). One cat bolts one way, the other, the other way - and afterwards - the neighbor's cat sits in front of his house staring straight at our house probably thinking "WTF was that with the crazy hair and is it coming back out?" Mare cracks up, I crack up, and I am hoping a few neighbors aren't cracking up because of it ... (But it was pretty funny in a "had to be there" moment.) __________________

04-05-2010, 10:31 AM	#1
Ms. Tabitha Member How Do You Identify?: Hey Lady Preferred Pronoun?: Female Relationship Status: Married ~ 4-1-13 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Central Texas Posts: 1,440 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 980 Thanked 3,581 Times in 1,040 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Hearing Theo this morning say "OH Myron .. what are you doing"? What's Myron doing? Myron is hanging with his butt over the ledge, his body making odd moves and then he......... ......... Theos face .......... ME

04-06-2010, 01:18 PM	#4
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,415 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Looks at above post and thinks your new boss needs some direction in lean manufacturing and 5S.

04-08-2010, 11:00 AM	#6
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,196 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	How funny my dog looks when I shave him!!! Anybody need some Willy Wool for their birdies to make their nests? (see gallery)

04-08-2010, 11:30 AM	#7
Legendryder Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Queen City, MO Posts: 420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14 Thanked 969 Times in 261 Posts Rep Power: 7270131	Bob barking at the thunder and rain. I swear the dog would kick that storm's ass if he could catch it!!

04-08-2010, 09:51 AM	#12
Ldyluck88 Member How Do You Identify?: Me Relationship Status: not here Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: somewhere Posts: 175 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 161 Thanked 117 Times in 67 Posts Rep Power: 23	Looking for my glasses and they were on top of my head!!