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Old 01-24-2010, 07:21 PM   #41
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I read her as a Dirty Sanchez Whore....
Better a dirty Sanchez than a dirty snatch(ez).

That may have sounded better in my head...
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The cookie came over, made cosmopolitans for the brownie and I. He got the recipe from an app on his phone.

2 ounces of vodka
1/2 ounce of triple sec
Relative splash of cranberry

Over ice in a shaker.
Up in da glass w/ squeeze of lime.
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1 1/2 oz vodka (I prefer the Goose or Van Gogh)
1/4 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur
1/4 oz fresh pineapple juice
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Saints Martini

1 shot of Bourbon (for the street)
Splash of lemon juice (for the tangy surprise)
Coke (for the cafFIEND cause we are going to need it)
Cherry (for the Championship cherry we just POPPED)

Pour it in a martini glass and loudly declare, "WHO DAT" as you drink it down.

P. to the S. I just made that up and have soooo not even tried it. LOL

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Now I'm going to start saving for a trip around the states that may or may not take a year to finish as I stop at everyone's house that listed martinis so I can personally try one the way each of you make it. This could turn into an awesome road trip, if I had company ..... I so, like dreaming.
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1 oz cold espresso
1 1/2 oz vodka
1 1/2 oz Kahlua
1 oz white creme de cacao

Pour ingredients into shaker filled with ice, shake vigorously, and strain into chilled martini glass.

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Took a girl here on a date---we shared delicious martinis and she got a manicure...check out some of the recipes. Delicious...martinis.

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Ice cold martini glass

Sapphire Gin
Dry Vermouth swished around in the glass and poured out
Shaken, not stirred
at least 3 olives, no onions

on occasion, just a tiny bit of olive juice (dirty martini)....

or put the gin in the freezer until it gets a little thicker and just swig out of the bottle..........return to freezer....and repeat as needed.........

I don't drink alcohol anymore and I do miss a good martini.......just made my mouth water typing the recipe........laughin........
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These beverages you reference here are "cocktails" served in martini glasses. I do love a good bantini, though.

I am tolerant of the "Vodka Martini," but there is only one true martini, and it is made with gin.

Mine is Bombay Sapphire, shaken with copious ice, poured over a chilled glass and served with a twist of lemon.

Don't argue.
Amen , except to the Bombay. Aromatically, it is to taffy what Tanquery is to juniper.

Speaking the truth is not arguing. *snicker*
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1 1/2 shots Godiva® chocolate liqueur
1 1/2 shots creme de cacao
1/2 shot vodka
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Amen , except to the Bombay. Aromatically, it is to taffy what Tanquery is to juniper.

Speaking the truth is not arguing. *snicker*
I will grant that speaking your opinion isn't necessarily arguing, but that calling it "truth" is indeed questionable.

Sapphire does have a very distinct aroma, but I don't find it sweet. Otherwise, I prefer Tanqueray almost exclusively.

And snicker is a candy bar.

So there.
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Martini Anyone??

I need about 4....

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Martini Anyone??

I need about 4....

Don't make me tell you again! Those candy colored confections ain't NO kind of martini!

Look, you made me jack up my grammar and junk.
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Key Lime Martini

2 oz Stoli Vanil vodka
1 oz Rose's lime juice
1 oz half-and-half

Pour all three ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a twist of lime, and serve
I make a variation on this -- no idea on proportions since I don't really measure but do it to taste:
Mix some fresh lime juice or bottled key lime juice with a couple of Tbsp of sweetened condensed milk, add vanilla vodka or regular vodka plus a touch of vanilla, mix in some pineapple juice (I've done it without but even just a bit really helps to pull together the flavors), shake, strain, serve.

Yummmmmmm.
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1/4 oz Chambord® raspberry liqueur
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