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These beverages you reference here are "cocktails" served in martini glasses. I do love a good bantini, though.
I am tolerant of the "Vodka Martini," but there is only one true martini, and it is made with gin. Mine is Bombay Sapphire, shaken with copious ice, poured over a chilled glass and served with a twist of lemon. Don't argue.
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01-24-2010, 06:37 PM
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01-24-2010, 06:39 PM
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Vermouth Extra Olive juice bleu cheese or garlic stuffed olives(2) shaken yummmm. |
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You say that as if you refer to gin exclusively.
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Dirty Harry Martini Recipe
Go ahead make my day. This Dirty Martini might just blow you away. Ingredients: 6 oz. vodka 1 Dash Dry Vermouth 4 Stuffed Green Olives 1 oz. Brine from Olive Jar Directions: In a mixing glass, combine the vodka, dry vermouth, olives, and the brine. Pour into a martini glass over ice, you can either drink it on the rocks, or strain out the ice. |
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Snowy can haz back door martini?
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Watermelon Martini
1/2 oz fresh lemon juice 1 oz Midori melon liqueur 1 oz citrus vodka 1 1/2 oz fresh watermelon juice Shake ingredients with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Oh and remember to sugar the rim, for your martini or other rimming pleasures
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All of this talk about shots is making me thirsty!
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