Martini Anyone?

SuperFemme · 01-24-2010, 06:13 PM

Tell me about your favorite all time martini recipe.

I like lemon drops and chocolitini's.

The_Lady_Snow · 01-24-2010, 06:17 PM

I love love martinis....

I invented one once...

Bantini

1 shot of Shakers Vodka

1 shot of wit

1 shot of snark

6 month ban

Selenay · 01-24-2010, 06:19 PM

I used to love Appletinis.

2 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Apple Schnapps
1 oz. Vermouth

And, although people think that a round slice of apple floating in the martini is a good idea, it's not. It's better to have a curl of apple peel, or a slice of apple on the rim.

The_Lady_Snow · 01-24-2010, 06:22 PM

Oh yes where I hang we may consume these

Key Lime Martini

2 oz Stoli Vanil vodka
1 oz Rose's lime juice
1 oz half-and-half

Pour all three ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a twist of lime, and serve

SuperFemme · 01-24-2010, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

I love love martinis....

I invented one once...

Bantini

1 shot of Shakers Vodka

1 shot of wit

1 shot of snark

6 month ban

Was that dirty or sweet?

The_Lady_Snow · 01-24-2010, 06:24 PM

[QUOTE=SuperFemme;38703]Was that dirty or sweet?[/QUOTE

Babygirl

Dirty....

always dirty.....

SuperFemme · 01-24-2010, 06:24 PM

1 1/2 ounces sake
1 1/2 ounces pear brandy
1 1/2 ounces pear nectar or juice
1 slice of Asian pear

Directions

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add the sake, brandy and pear nectar and shake well. Strain into a chilled martini glass and garnish with the pear slice.

Arwen · 01-24-2010, 06:25 PM

I love pomegranate martinis. I have a great recipe for them .

One designated driver
One local bar
One dedicated bartender
One stool
One mouth

Use designated driver to get to local bar. Flirt with dedicated bartender as you find your stool. Open your mouth and say, "Pomegranate Martini, please."

Repeat as necessary or until the stool slides out from under you.

SuperFemme · 01-24-2010, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arwen

I love pomegranate martinis. I have a great recipe for them .

One designated driver
One local bar
One dedicated bartender
One stool
One mouth

Use designated driver to get to local bar. Flirt with dedicated bartender as you find your stool. Open your mouth and say, "Pomegranate Martini, please."

Repeat as necessary or until the stool slides out from under you.

I find that when I order the martini is bigger than when my honey orders. Now why is that?

The_Lady_Snow · 01-24-2010, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arwen

I love pomegranate martinis. I have a great recipe for them .

One designated driver
One local bar
One dedicated bartender
One stool
One mouth

Use designated driver to get to local bar. Flirt with dedicated bartender as you find your stool. Open your mouth and say, "Pomegranate Martini, please."

Repeat as necessary or until the stool slides out from under you.

Sometimes I see people drink martinis

I see em trip and fall right onto a femme cock open mouth...

I call that the

CockaTini

SuperFemme · 01-24-2010, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

Sometimes I see people drink martinis

I see em trip and fall right onto a femme cock open mouth...

I call that the

CockaTini

Oh.
My.
Gay.

Where do I get one?

The_Lady_Snow · 01-24-2010, 06:30 PM

* 1 oz. Absolut Raspberry Vodka
* 1 oz. White chocolate Godiva
* 1 oz. Creme de Cocoa
* Chocolate syrup

# In a shaker, combine first three ingredients with ice.
# Take chocolate syrup in swirl into martini glass. (Use to your liking)
# Shake shaker and strain into martini glass.

Sachita · 01-24-2010, 06:30 PM

mine is easy

grey goose
drop of vermouth
olive juice

The_Lady_Snow · 01-24-2010, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

Oh.
My.
Gay.

Where do I get one?

You a Daddy???

Arwen · 01-24-2010, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

Sometimes I see people drink martinis

I see em trip and fall right onto a femme cock open mouth...

I call that the

CockaTini

I always knew you'd catch me, darling.

Only yours. ONLY yours.

Diva · 01-24-2010, 06:33 PM

I like my martinis filthy......

Shustoff vodka
Vermouth
3 almond~stuffed olives
and the dirty stuff that they come in........

Shaken.

YUM.

Mister Bent · 01-24-2010, 06:34 PM

These beverages you reference here are "cocktails" served in martini glasses. I do love a good bantini, though.

I am tolerant of the "Vodka Martini," but there is only one true martini, and it is made with gin.

Mine is Bombay Sapphire, shaken with copious ice, poured over a chilled glass and served with a twist of lemon.

Don't argue.

SuperFemme · 01-24-2010, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent

These beverages you reference here are "cocktails" served in martini glasses. I do love a good bantini, though.

I am tolerant of the "Vodka Martini," but there is only one true martini, and it is made with gin.

Mine is Bombay Sapphire, shaken with copious ice, poured over a chilled glass and served with a twist of lemon.

Don't argue.

Gin makes me loose.

With a twist.

The_Lady_Snow · 01-24-2010, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent

These beverages you reference here are "cocktails" served in martini glasses. I do love a good bantini, though.

I am tolerant of the "Vodka Martini," but there is only one true martini, and it is made with gin.

Mine is Bombay Sapphire, shaken with copious ice, poured over a chilled glass and served with a twist of lemon.

Don't argue.

What we have here is a

Divatini

1 shot of flame

1 shot of snark

splash of flippant wrist

lightly shaken, never ever stirred and dirty in a clean way

serve with gun oil on the side

The_Lady_Snow · 01-24-2010, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

Gin makes me loose.

With a twist.

you said it was my hands....

01-24-2010, 06:13 PM	#1
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01-24-2010, 06:17 PM	#2
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01-24-2010, 06:19 PM	#3
Selenay Member How Do You Identify?: A soul for a compass and a heart for a pair of wings. Preferred Pronoun?: All I ask of living is to have no chains on me. Relationship Status: All I own are the strides I spend to the finish line. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Somewhere in between here and gone. Posts: 662 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 110 Thanked 1,448 Times in 369 Posts Rep Power: 6344715	I used to love Appletinis. 2 oz. Vodka 1 oz. Apple Schnapps 1 oz. Vermouth And, although people think that a round slice of apple floating in the martini is a good idea, it's not. It's better to have a curl of apple peel, or a slice of apple on the rim. __________________ Two or three things I know for sure, And one is that I would rather go naked Than wear the coat the world has made for me.

01-24-2010, 06:22 PM	#4
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,078 Times in 15,670 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	Union Cafe Oh yes where I hang we may consume these Key Lime Martini 2 oz Stoli Vanil vodka 1 oz Rose's lime juice 1 oz half-and-half Pour all three ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a twist of lime, and serve __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

01-24-2010, 06:24 PM	#6
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,078 Times in 15,670 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	[QUOTE=SuperFemme;38703]Was that dirty or sweet?[/QUOTE Babygirl Dirty.... always dirty..... __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

01-24-2010, 06:24 PM	#7
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,108 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	Asian Pear Martini 1 1/2 ounces sake 1 1/2 ounces pear brandy 1 1/2 ounces pear nectar or juice 1 slice of Asian pear Directions Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add the sake, brandy and pear nectar and shake well. Strain into a chilled martini glass and garnish with the pear slice.

01-24-2010, 06:25 PM	#8
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,108 Times in 6,412 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	I love pomegranate martinis. I have a great recipe for them . One designated driver One local bar One dedicated bartender One stool One mouth Use designated driver to get to local bar. Flirt with dedicated bartender as you find your stool. Open your mouth and say, "Pomegranate Martini, please." Repeat as necessary or until the stool slides out from under you. __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

01-24-2010, 06:30 PM	#12
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,078 Times in 15,670 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	Raspberry White Chocolate Martini- aka Snow got the driver lost on I-71 North * 1 oz. Absolut Raspberry Vodka * 1 oz. White chocolate Godiva * 1 oz. Creme de Cocoa * Chocolate syrup # In a shaker, combine first three ingredients with ice. # Take chocolate syrup in swirl into martini glass. (Use to your liking) # Shake shaker and strain into martini glass. __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

01-24-2010, 06:30 PM	#13
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01-24-2010, 06:33 PM	#16
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01-24-2010, 06:34 PM	#17
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,825 Times in 1,722 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	hmph These beverages you reference here are "cocktails" served in martini glasses. I do love a good bantini, though. I am tolerant of the "Vodka Martini," but there is only one true martini, and it is made with gin. Mine is Bombay Sapphire, shaken with copious ice, poured over a chilled glass and served with a twist of lemon. Don't argue. __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken