Musings from the mind of Bob the chihuahua

[Legendryder]

Hello July!!

Wow, I am getting so many new friends here, how cool is that? Those things called raccoons, they are very mean and can put a hurtin' on ya. I suggest you listen to the advise given, those are nothing to mess with. I know my sissy managed to kill a possum once, but scared the crap out of Pop so he says. But sissy was a tough ole broad (Pop's words) and lived to kill small, furry critters. Pop says she was the best ratter hy ever knew. I never saw a rat, so I don't know exactly what that is all about, but I can bark away bad rain storms. Every time that loud noise happens, I bark. If I keep it up long enough, it stops. I have that kind of power. I also can bark away doorbells, knocking, banging sounds and anything else. I don't have a girl friend, but there have been a bunch of girls talking to me, so ya never know. Anyhow, I hear ya on the being awake more than 10 minutes, being this cool is a lot of work. On that note, I am headed back to snooze.

Catch ya on the flip!!

Bob

[Legendryder]

Pop is doing my most favorite thing in the entire planet: LAUNDRY!!!! I love that it is warm, soft and I can bury myself in it. Ahhhhhh. So toasty!! I also get to help Pop make the bed. So much fun. I jump and jump when hy spreads the sheets. I am a very good helper. Then I get to snuggle down under them and make a lump. Ok, so it is making me sleepy, so bye for now. ZZZZZZZ

Bob

[Sweet Bliss]

Did you know that there is a bridge in Vail, Colorado named after you?????

Yes indeedy, there is!!! Tell Dad to take you this summer, it would be a cool trip, under the aspens, starry sky, maybe Dad could google Vail and find out when the Bob the Bridge festival is, that way you won't miss it!!

Am lovin' your stories of your adventures with Dad, especially the one about the hot clean clothes!! Mom gets the giggles when she opens the dryer and I jump in like a kat to get in the middle where it's REALLY HAWT!!!

The best time EVER was when she pulled the down comforter out!!!!!!!!! OMFG I died and went to birdie heaven that day..... OH, sorry, forgot to introduce myself... I'm Little Mister, (peckerhead when Mom gets real mad, hee hee).

Look forward to seein' ya agin!! Mom's a lousey typer, but gotta luv 'er, she does it for free.

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[Legendryder]

Pop says hy has been to Vail, but could not stop cause hy was in a big truck and there was no place to park it. That would sure be a long trip, especially on the bike. Maybe one day.
Pop has been sitting at the puter for HOURS tonight. Hy hadda do a paper for school and of course put it off til the last minute. Hy is a goofy bastid sometimes. Had plenty of time to do it during the week, but was messing around instead. But, hy got finished, so now hy can get to hys real job: paying attention to me and taking dictation.

Anyhow, I am in need of a belly scratch, so Pop is gonna haveta get off here. Hope you all have a great night and keep the greasy side down.

Later,

Bob

PS. Hope you guys like my new picture!! I'm gonna try to get Pop to change em often for your viewing pleasure.

[Legendryder]

Well heck. No more pics I guess. They killed it!!!!!

[Legendryder]

Oh my!!! I am huge!!!!

[clay]

Originally Posted by Legendryder

Oh my!!! I am huge!!!!

I was going to say that I was missing my lil buddy, Bob...I asked my daddi, where is BOB> I so miss his sweet lil face....he is just adorable...of course, MY daddi thinks I am just precious, too, Bob. I went for a ride with daddi today...we went to Cancer Thrift store, the Post Office, and we had a chicken sandwich, fries, and I got my own cup of water. Then we went to the drug store....my daddi is acting all goofy, giddy, and silly these days..not sure what is up with that...grin...have an awesome weekend Bob..check you out later...Heidi

[Legendryder]

Hi Heidi!! Wow, sounds like you had a great day!! I had a bit of trouble earlier. The ball I was playing with fell down beside the bed and I couldn't get it. Oh, it was terrible. I cried and cried. Finally, Pop got it out for me. Wow, that was quite stressful. So much so, I had to take a nap. But, when I woke back up, Pop cuddled me and gave me kisses on my face. And dug 5 other balls out from under the bed for me. So, the rest of the day was nice.

Well, Pop is getting ready for bed, so I guess I should too. Hope everyone has a great day and keep it between the ditches.

Later,

Bob

[Legendryder]

Ok, so I am truly pissed!!!! Pop got another one of those job things and has been gone all day for days now. And when hy DOES get home, hy has no time to play with me!!! Fucker!!! So, I pooped near the door. That'll teach hym.

But on a lighter note, hy did bring me new balls. So now I got eleven. Eleven balls. I think I got too many balls. Ok, I need something different here Pop. Too many balls. Not enough......................???? Bones? Ropes? Little help here.

Oh crap. I'm tired. ZZZZZZZZZZZ

[clay]

Originally Posted by Legendryder

Hi Heidi!! Wow, sounds like you had a great day!! I had a bit of trouble earlier. The ball I was playing with fell down beside the bed and I couldn't get it. Oh, it was terrible. I cried and cried. Finally, Pop got it out for me. Wow, that was quite stressful. So much so, I had to take a nap. But, when I woke back up, Pop cuddled me and gave me kisses on my face. And dug 5 other balls out from under the bed for me. So, the rest of the day was nice.

Well, Pop is getting ready for bed, so I guess I should too. Hope everyone has a great day and keep it between the ditches.

Later,

Bob

Hi Bob:
Yeah, that WILL teach him! I do that to my person too! I mean just what do they think...leaving us inside all day...alone, no less, while they are off gallivanting!
I just got back from a ride off the island. We went to Sonic..and I got a beef patty.....wooofff! woooff! I LOVE those! My person gives it to me in little pieces though. What is up with that..that is just wrong..on so many levels!
Anyway, we were oggling and ahhing that brilliant sunset...
Ok, I am needing a nap now, too...later Bob! zzzz

[Hollylane]

Hi Bob, Obi here. I've been napping all day, but once today, I went out and left some toodles next to the bunny yard in the living room. That's my way of telling them that they should have shared their apple branches with me. Mom was not pleased, and she made that face before making me go outside.

Maybe she'll forgive me later, I hope so, because I'm hoping for some peanut butter. See you later, I'm off to do some more napping!

[Sweet Bliss]

Hummm.

No new pics.

Did dat fat kat down the block eat um??

Dang kat.

Shoot.

Hey Bob, I gotta bandana dat looks jus like yer nek tie. We are both too sexy for our shades.....umm humm...

[Sweet Bliss]

Hey Bob!!!

Whatcha doing??

got any new toys?

Yoda

[Legendryder]

https://www.dropbox.com/s/v6jxa51lw4...2014.25.42.jpg

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ......

[Sweet Bliss]

Duuuuuude.... you must have been reading my m i i i i nd!!

Mom gave me her special Lavender fuzzy blankie to line my wicker bed,
so I peed on it so it would have that special homey smell...
I don't think she noticed yet.

Stupid kats did though,.... they act like I did something bad.... wth??
I don't poop in a box.... that's what the carpet is for.

Stewpid kats.

Hey!! Who took my new blankie??

alright. Who told Mom?

stewpid kats.

[Greyson]

Hiya Bob. Really great to see you posting. Love the pin up snooze shot. Not a care in the world. Are you going to kick it this summer or is there some adventures for you this summer Bob?

[Legendryder]

Long time you all!!!

Well, since the last time Pop and I have had to move to this place called Missouri. Pop's Mama has this thing called cancer and needed our help. So, Pop packed all our stuff and off we went. We have been here for almost a year now. I really like it here. There aren't very many cars driving by or loud sirens or any of that stuff that used to make me bark all the time. And Pop's Mama, she is my besty!!!! We sit in her chair and take naps, which is great. She gives me lots of cookies, which Pop is not too thrilled about, but I sure like it!!! But Pop's Mama also threatens me with a diet all the time. I don't know why she says that, and then gives me tons of cookies!!! Seems a bit counterproductive, right?

Well, Pop got another one of those job things yesterday. Man, I just hate that. Hy is gone forever!!!! Put that together with hym being in school and I don't get as much attention as I require. But, Pop has promised that when the rain finally quits, we will take a ride in the truck. Last year, Pop had a wreck on the bike, so it is broken and we can't ride it yet. Cause hy won't get off hys butt and fix it!!! But, I am sure that the nice weather will get hym to get busy.

Ok, that is enough for now. Pop has to get in the shower so hy can go to that work place again. So, everyone take it easy, and keep it greasy!!

Later,

Bob

[Legendryder]

Morning everyone!!!

Pop told me this morning, when he gets home from work today, hy is taking me out for a ride!!!!! So, I get to stick my head out the window and feel that air. Ahhhhh. Love that. I went outside to do my business this morning, came back in and Pop had made the bed. Ha ha!!! You are so funny Pop. It only took me about 5 seconds to get it back to its normal, nest type of pile. Just the way it is supposed to be. So, I am just about to drop off again, being a dog is hard and makes me sleepy.

Laters,

Bob

ZZZZZZZZZ........

[Sweet Bliss]

Hey BoB, how'sit hanging??

Mom gave my special blankie to the kats... stewpid kats, snitches....

Now i have the hollow weenie blankie.
it's ok, it smells better now that i peed on it.
don't tell my Mom or she will make me use diapers again.
..... stewpid kats snicker at me when go to the drinkin hole..
IT WAS A AKSEE DENT FUR BALLS ! ! !
think yer so special cuz you got fur coats, MY coat has a hood....


Maaaaaaaaaaammm, they're laughin at me again ! ! !

[Sweet Bliss]

Hi Bob! Did you survive the fireworks yesterday? I slept through the whole thing .... like I do every year.

The best part was when Mom gave me a hot dog! I love me a tummy full of bits of mystery meat.

Well hope you had a great day! Later dude!