Hello.. I'm the new kid in the lunch room

[LiaPDX]

Hello, I'm Lia..

*adjusts name tag*

I am not a fan of kittens, I've never worn Crocs and football bores me.

*waits for tomatoes*

OK so while that's all true, I'm totally cool with people who have kittens that wear Crocs while watching football. I embrace diversity.

I'm a femme.. bigtime. I fling skirts and shirts all over the place while trying to find the perfect thing to wear with the heels I adore. I fuss over my hair, adore Chanel and firmly believe Julia Sugarbaker should have been my mother. That really has nothing to do with anything, I just had to put it out there.

I'm also a nerd.

I'm so invisible to the community that I'm often considered the sweet girl next door that the boys just don't visit... *aw, that poor girl needs a date* .. I'm sure that's what the neighbors must think, though I'm not sure how they can miss that big pride sticker on the back of my vehicle. Or the fact I used to kiss my ex roommate (AKA ex wife) ..

Hippos frighten me. Again, a sentence that has nothing to do with anything, just random personal trivia.

Lovely to meet you all