How do you know when you are getting older?

JDeere · 08-04-2015, 07:41 PM

When small things annoy the hell out of you!

Kelt · 08-04-2015, 08:06 PM

When you become the parent of your parent.

Bèsame* · 08-04-2015, 09:01 PM

when the doctor tells me that I'm 5 years late from having that exam! What?

Ascot · 08-04-2015, 09:34 PM

I still wear a watch. That pretty much marks me as "older".

Jesse · 08-04-2015, 10:37 PM

It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

Jesse · 08-05-2015, 06:23 PM

You wake up looking like your drivers license picture.

You are proud of your lawnmower!

You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.

The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.

C0LLETTE · 08-05-2015, 07:39 PM

You know you're getting older when you find jokes about getting older, hilarious.

08-04-2015, 07:41 PM	#1
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08-04-2015, 09:01 PM	#3
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08-04-2015, 09:34 PM	#4
Ascot Member How Do You Identify?: Preppy Butch artist Relationship Status: Riding solo Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North of the Emerald City Posts: 1,135 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 179 Thanked 2,487 Times in 549 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	I still wear a watch. That pretty much marks me as "older". __________________ Now, if I could just find a way to get paid for what I can do with my tongue and a cherry stem.

08-04-2015, 10:37 PM	#5
Jesse Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Transguy Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Central West Coast of Florida Posts: 5,204 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,866 Thanked 17,782 Times in 3,940 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. __________________ “You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”

08-05-2015, 06:23 PM	#6
Jesse Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Transguy Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Central West Coast of Florida Posts: 5,204 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,866 Thanked 17,782 Times in 3,940 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	A few I found online... You wake up looking like your drivers license picture. You are proud of your lawnmower! You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it. The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals. __________________ “You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”

08-04-2015, 08:06 PM	#2
Kelt Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Beach Butch Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: SoCal Posts: 2,751 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 19,765 Thanked 15,279 Times in 2,538 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	When you become the parent of your parent.

08-05-2015, 07:39 PM	#7
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