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Old 11-22-2009, 10:30 AM   #1
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1. I am 4 foot 11
My mother's fraternal twin sister is 4 foot 11 inches. It's Aunt Kay's fault that I am only 5 foot 1 1/2 inches.



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* Steve Martin makes me retch. The IDEA of Steve Martin makes me twitch. I cannot watch movies or tv shows where Steve Martin appears. I don't know why but I imagine him smelling like mayonnaise and eggs mixed together. NO. STEVE. MARTIN.

* As a matter of fact, I often associate smells with certain people. Sometimes the smells have nothing to do with the person, sometimes they just represent what I *think* they should/would smell like. i.e.: When I think of PapaChris, I think of fresh-mown grass. When I think of IrishGrrl, I think of the smell of Estee Lauder lipstick. When I think of Arwen, I think of Violets. And for the record, Jackhammer is "new car smell". etc. etc.

* I have a fear of falling down into a pile of vomit. If I think about it too much, it makes my hands sweat.

* I sleepwalk. A lot. Jackhammer has caught me doing random and wild things during our tenure.
I love Steve Martin. I can shield you from him.

I'm going to wonder about the smell thing for a very long time now.

I wonder if, while sleepwalking, you ever fell into a pile of puke, sparking your fear?


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* I hate to drive. A few months ago, a guy ran a stop sign and nearly T~boned me....he was so close, had I opened my window, I could have reached out and touched the hood of his car. I've been afraid to drive ever since.

* I have vertigo and it's random. I can lose my balance at the drop of a hat and sometimes, I fall down. I have discovered that I am not a Weeble.
I'm going to have the Weebles wobble but they don't fall down theme in my head now. Thanks.

Years ago, I was driving my then boyfriend and future husband's car and I was in line at a red light when a black Mustang slammed into me. I saw him coming and couldn't do ANYTHING, as I had people surrounding me and no one else was moving. For months, any time I saw a car closing in on me in my rear view mirror, my stomach would clench up and I'd turn into one giant ball of nerves, so I can sympathize.
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Old 11-23-2009, 05:11 AM   #2
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1. The only way I will drink coffee is with an abundance of both Hershey's chocolate syrup and liquid Coffee-mate french vanilla creamer!


2. I have an aversion to clipping my nails in any house or vehicle, especially mine! I will either clip them outside or at work!

3. My favorite snack to eat at a movie theater is to sneak in a package of chocolate chip cookie dough! It goes good with popcorn too!


4. I don't like to drink with a straw because it gives me gas, and also will eventually cause facial wrinkles!


5. I love to do yardwork late at night! My neighbors aren't so crazy about it!
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Old 11-23-2009, 07:46 AM   #3
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2. Every Tuesday, I wear a pink shirt. (So does everyone else in my office... which makes for some double takes when customers come in.)

3. I collect Southern folk art. (I just got a Michael Banks piece -- if you know who he is, you get bonus points!)

4. I'm a complete klutz, with virtually no athletic talent at all, except for the freakish ability to hit a baseball ridiculously far, nearly every single time I pick up a bat.

5. I don't like jelly beans.
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Old 11-24-2009, 10:05 PM   #4
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My mother's fraternal twin sister is 4 foot 11 inches. It's Aunt Kay's fault that I am only 5 foot 1 1/2 inches.





I love Steve Martin. I can shield you from him.

I'm going to wonder about the smell thing for a very long time now.

I wonder if, while sleepwalking, you ever fell into a pile of puke, sparking your fear?




I'm going to have the Weebles wobble but they don't fall down theme in my head now. Thanks.

Years ago, I was driving my then boyfriend and future husband's car and I was in line at a red light when a black Mustang slammed into me. I saw him coming and couldn't do ANYTHING, as I had people surrounding me and no one else was moving. For months, any time I saw a car closing in on me in my rear view mirror, my stomach would clench up and I'd turn into one giant ball of nerves, so I can sympathize.


oh wow another shorty woot woot!!!
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Old 11-25-2009, 12:12 AM   #5
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  1. I rarely drink coffee, and even rarer is it caffeinated.
  2. I am extremely loyal to the people I love. (way beyond when I even should be)
  3. The two things I expect the most from my children are honesty and respect towards others.
  4. I eat popcorn almost every day. (it's my *junk food* of choice)
  5. I've recently lost close to 40 lbs by changing my eating habits.
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Old 11-25-2009, 11:24 AM   #6
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1. I provide nourishment for coffee zombie

2. I can make lasagna over a camp fire as well as many other foods

3. I too eat pop corn almost everyday

4. I love ice hockey

5. I think the orange and the pink starbursts are the best flavors.


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2- I enjoy engraving things into wood.

3- I like participating in mud runs for charity.

4- I have a desire to climb an exotic tall tree and take pictures.

5- I have an all black cocker named George galootey.
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  1. My gf drags me to thrift stores and garage sales and I secretly like it.
  2. Sometimes I like (((xm))) chill channel 857.
  3. Dexter is my favorite show right now.
  4. I like birds, people not so much.
  5. I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.
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Old 11-25-2009, 01:48 PM   #9
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* The dancing pink elephant bothers me.

* I plan on building a roof over my patio on Friday.

* I am renting a jackhammer on Friday to break up some concrete steps in front of my house and wish that THE Jackhammer would come help me...I have two bad elbows and this will jack them up even more...no pun intended.

* I have not put out holiday decorations for years, but think that I might hang stockings this year...baby steps.

* I will be so tired by Sunday, that I will not be leaving my recliner!
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