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"Wow, you have a good appetite
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"Could you please eat a little faster. I'm meeting my ex for drinks at 8 ."
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"I don't wish to be rude but in the ad you said you were good looking"
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Just how OLD is that photo on your profile
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Can you give me a second? My ex is calling
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"I'll give you back your credit card if you have dinner with me tonight."
ummmm, that's called theft. (insert call to non emergency police number) |
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If you're at a restaurant NEVER ask the waiter how spicy a dish is, then turn to your date and clarify you had to asked due to the fact you have IBS! IBS is no laugh ting matter but it's a subject you might want to avoid on a first date just to be safe
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There was a woman I chased for months before she'd go out with me. The date was fun, and when she asked me to stay over at her place that night, I was thrilled. She tells to me to make myself at home while she's in the bathroom, so I shucked off all my clothes and got into her bed. When she crawled in next to me, she said, "I hope you're not expecting any hanky panky." S H I T. I waited till she fell asleep, then I very quietly got dressed and got the hell out of there. Twenty years later, I hooked her up with my recent ex who didn't like hanky panky much, either. They really hit it off...I guess. When I hit it off with someone, there's plenty of hanky AND panky--that's why we hit it off! |
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LOL
This one takes the cake for me..... Just so you know, I am on probation/parole.
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Long-time Member
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