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Old 10-28-2013, 04:18 PM   #121
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'Interview with a Vampire' didn't age well as film. Have you looked at those wigs since it was first in the cinema?
LOL. No I haven't. Most of the time once I watch a movie I never look back. The Princess Bride and Wonder Boys were exceptions. I just remember being mesmerized by all the candy when I went to see the movie Interview with a Vampire. It was my first experience in one of those big candy stores in the mall. The candy impressed me more than the movie. Obviously I don't get out to candy stores much.
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The lie is......hmm.. Water Skiing?
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Old 02-03-2014, 04:26 PM   #125
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I am related to Robert E. Lee

I have won over 15 spelling bees since grade school.


The lie is, Robert E. Lee, because I dont know who that is (dont question my resoning, its solid work).



I got lost in the red light district in amsterdam

I accidentally threw a hamster out of a window

I got lost on a mountain on my own when I was 9 in the middle of the night
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Old 02-03-2014, 07:09 PM   #126
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Old 02-03-2014, 07:11 PM   #127
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The lie is, Robert E. Lee, because I dont know who that is (dont question my resoning, its solid work).



I got lost in the red light district in amsterdam

I accidentally threw a hamster out of a window

I got lost on a mountain on my own when I was 9 in the middle of the night
Got lost on mountain?
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Old 02-03-2014, 07:30 PM   #128
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2. My favorite reality star is: Khloe Kardashian

3. I love listening to gospel and bluegrass music

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My guess is that you accidentally threw a hamster out of the window.

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I got lost in the red light district in amsterdam

I accidentally threw a hamster out of a window

I got lost on a mountain on my own when I was 9 in the middle of the night
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Haha wrong. That was the lie


doesn't that mean she is right? Zimmeh picked out the lie.
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doesn't that mean she is right? Zimmeh picked out the lie.
Oh yes sorry correction: haha right, that was the lie.
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I got Lily Tomlin's autograph when she performed in Milwaukee Wisconsin

I once sang on stage at Summerfest in Milwaukee with kd lang

I went to grade school with a boy named Jimmy Stewart (not the famous actor)
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I think you're lying about singing on stage with KD.
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1. I have my private pilots license

2. My cock is 10 inches

3. Swam with dozens of hammerhead sharks in a cave 150 feet under the surface.
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2. My cock is 10 inches (thinks you're being modest)
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I think you're lying about singing on stage with KD.
You're right, never sang with kd
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Woo-hoo, I caught Homeo in a lie!

Okay, what am I lying about ....
  1. I sat at and played the piano with Ray Charles as a child
  2. I traveled to a communist country by myself just to hear some good jazz
  3. I went to Tennessee State University with Oprah and I get a Christmas card from her every year.
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Woo-hoo, I caught Homeo in a lie!

Okay, what am I lying about ....
  1. I sat at and played the piano with Ray Charles as a child
  2. I traveled to a communist country by myself just to hear some good jazz
  3. I went to Tennessee State University with Oprah and I get a Christmas card from her every year.
I believe that Orema is lying about going to school with Oprah!
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