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10-23-2015, 08:49 PM
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Infamous Member
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wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you. 
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Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
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when I first got to Asheville I went on a date with this girl. She KNEW she couldnt have anything remotely spicy ( .gif "Say What?") ) and ordered a sandwich with salami and some other spicy meat...well...she had a complete coughing fit (think Mrs Doubtfire when Pierce Brosnan has the pepper hes allergic to) complete with food flying from her mouth. I had already put her in the friend column....but...yeah... Make sure you can always hold your liquor and handle your spice!
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10-23-2015, 09:07 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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"Could you please put this bottle in your purse, I always find the vodka they serve in restaurants is so expensive."
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10-29-2015, 10:53 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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IF you go out to eat on the first date..grab the check! IF it makes her feel uncomfortable you paying and she insists on paying her portion PLEASE don't pull out a calculator and figure it down to the last penny!
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10-30-2015, 12:11 AM
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Mentioning baby daddy or baby momma drama.
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10-30-2015, 07:14 AM
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She is my sunrise and sunset. 
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I have my mother's eyes......
in my pocket."
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10-30-2015, 11:38 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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Very good. Thank you for asking.
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I'm so depressed. My soul mate gf just dumped me last night. Can I move in with you? I promise not to talk about how much I still love her.
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