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Old 11-14-2015, 08:59 PM   #2261
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I've never had to do that, thankfully.

When was the last time you had to call the police?
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I've never had to do that, thankfully.

When was the last time you had to call the police?
never, they just show up and haul us away

wwtlty couldn't make bail?
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Old 11-14-2015, 09:04 PM   #2263
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never, they just show up and haul us away

wwtlty couldn't make bail?
Back in my 20's, so that is why I ALWAYS line up my bail money BEFORE a night out on the town!

wwtlty...you flirted with someone
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Back in my 20's, so that is why I ALWAYS line up my bail money BEFORE a night out on the town!

wwtlty...you flirted with someone
I'm rather good at it so I do it constantly.

wwtlty weren't sure if someone was kidding or not.
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Old 11-14-2015, 09:36 PM   #2265
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I'm rather good at it so I do it constantly.

wwtlty weren't sure if someone was kidding or not.
last week...........

wwtlty you "sampled" something accidently while grocery shopping
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last week...........

wwtlty you "sampled" something accidently while grocery shopping
Whole Foods and Costco practically shove "samples" down your throat.

wwtlty you laughed at Geico and Progressive ads on TV.
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Whole Foods and Costco practically shove "samples" down your throat.

wwtlty you laughed at Geico and Progressive ads on TV.
NEVER...(when that one commercial that has the Final Countdown song on it comes on, I hit the mute button so fast it'd make your head spin)


WWTLTY ran out and got something you saw advertised?
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NEVER...(when that one commercial that has the Final Countdown song on it comes on, I hit the mute button so fast it'd make your head spin)


WWTLTY ran out and got something you saw advertised?
Thursday... I bought some stock while watching CNBC.

wwtlty danced in front of a mirror
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Thursday... I bought some stock while watching CNBC.

wwtlty danced in front of a mirror
never..( I got two left feet so UNLESS a girlie is wearing heavy combat boots, I won't even attempt a slow dance with her)


WWTLTY asked someone to dance
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never..( I got two left feet so UNLESS a girlie is wearing heavy combat boots, I won't even attempt a slow dance with her)


WWTLTY asked someone to dance
7 months ago

wwtlty washed your own clothes?
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1982

wwtlty you refused to date someone wearing a Fitbit?
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LOL never had that option arise

WWTLTY ate at PF Changs?
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LOL never had that option arise

WWTLTY ate at PF Changs?
Never....

WWTLTY you sent someone a hand written note
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WWTLTY you sent someone a hand written note
Honestly I don't remember.
When was the last time you showered with your lover?
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[QUOTE=giggleluver;1028108]Honestly I don't remember.
When was the last time you showered with your lover?[/QUOT

2005........

WWTLTY you treated yourself to something REALLY nice?
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When was the last time you showered with your lover?[/QUOT

2005........

WWTLTY you treated yourself to something REALLY nice?

August for my birthday

WWTLTY did something generous for a stranger?
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August for my birthday

WWTLTY did something generous for a stranger?
A week ago

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Experienced a great loss?
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Recently..( I lost my mind...lol)

WWTLTY caused a brew ha ha at a family gathering
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Recently..( I lost my mind...lol)

WWTLTY caused a brew ha ha at a family gathering

Honestly...never. There are plenty of OTHERS in the family that perform that duty...

.wwtlty were so scared you couldn't move?
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Honestly...never. There are plenty of OTHERS in the family that perform that duty...

.wwtlty were so scared you couldn't move?
Last week.

When was the last time you washed dishes by hand?
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