What Cracked You Up Today?

Shystonefem · 12-24-2015, 03:12 PM

Someone stopped by my house today so I gave a hug and said Merry Christmas. She was like, "Is that all I get"? I was like...Move along little doggie. It was ex... Im thinking.... hahahaha. You miss me and I do not miss you.. I am loving it. Merry Christmas to everyone here on our Planet!

storyspinner70 · 12-24-2015, 09:39 PM

Me running around like this on World of Warcraft for Christmas...

~SweetCheeks~ · 12-24-2015, 09:50 PM

My families Christmas selfie props and pictures. Oh and the video I took.

BullDog · 12-31-2015, 03:12 PM

I was just at the drug store, and the clerk calls down to me, "I can help you down her ma'am, I mean sir, uh I am mean ma'am, uh...."

Lol, it happens quite often, but still cracks me up every time. Gotta love being a butch.

Bèsame* · 12-31-2015, 05:50 PM

In the dark you can't tell which cat jumps up on the bed. You can tell by petting it though, they all have different fur. Well....

One jumps up and I say to Blaze, who is that? I can't tell, this one has winter fur.

I say , that's Confetti , not Winnifer.

homoe · 01-02-2016, 06:19 PM

Seeing a story caption that said "lair lair Pantsuit on fire" referring to Hillary Clinton!

Bèsame* · 01-10-2016, 11:18 PM

Blaze comes into the house this morning and says, "those damn F-in birds"
Me..."oh, then don't feed them if they are bothering you" (cause he sounds serious to me)
Him..."those little f'ers are flying around with banners on their tails..saying feed me bitch!", "you know just little the planes""

Ha ha ha...

So we are out at Sam's, just to stop for coffee and I mention, bird seed. We find this huge humongous bag. We look at each other, for we did not have a cart, and said, they could wait. I say..."so we have angry birds for another day!"

12-24-2015, 03:12 PM	#1
Shystonefem Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Shy for President Join Date: May 2014 Location: NH Posts: 1,105 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,475 Thanked 3,671 Times in 897 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	Someone stopped by my house today so I gave a hug and said Merry Christmas. She was like, "Is that all I get"? I was like...Move along little doggie. It was ex... Im thinking.... hahahaha. You miss me and I do not miss you.. I am loving it. Merry Christmas to everyone here on our Planet! __________________ Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. ~Lao Tzu

12-24-2015, 09:39 PM	#2
storyspinner70 Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: VA Posts: 355 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,366 Thanked 987 Times in 289 Posts Rep Power: 8681947	Me running around like this on World of Warcraft for Christmas... __________________ So plant your own gardens and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. ― Jorge Luis Borges

12-31-2015, 03:12 PM	#4
BullDog Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Dominant Stone Butch Daddy Preferred Pronoun?: She Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: In A Healing Place Posts: 5,371 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,160 Thanked 22,640 Times in 4,463 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I was just at the drug store, and the clerk calls down to me, "I can help you down her ma'am, I mean sir, uh I am mean ma'am, uh...." Lol, it happens quite often, but still cracks me up every time. Gotta love being a butch. __________________ Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other. - Rainer Maria Rilke

12-31-2015, 05:50 PM	#5
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,168 Thanked 41,017 Times in 10,768 Posts Rep Power: 21474865	In the dark you can't tell which cat jumps up on the bed. You can tell by petting it though, they all have different fur. Well.... One jumps up and I say to Blaze, who is that? I can't tell, this one has winter fur. I say , that's Confetti , not Winnifer. __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

01-10-2016, 11:18 PM	#7
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,168 Thanked 41,017 Times in 10,768 Posts Rep Power: 21474865	Blaze comes into the house this morning and says, "those damn F-in birds" Me..."oh, then don't feed them if they are bothering you" (cause he sounds serious to me) Him..."those little f'ers are flying around with banners on their tails..saying feed me bitch!", "you know just little the planes"" Ha ha ha... So we are out at Sam's, just to stop for coffee and I mention, bird seed. We find this huge humongous bag. We look at each other, for we did not have a cart, and said, they could wait. I say..."so we have angry birds for another day!" __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

12-24-2015, 09:50 PM	#3
~SweetCheeks~ Member How Do You Identify?: femme-babygirl-brat Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Justin's babygirl Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: So Cal Posts: 733 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,608 Thanked 3,253 Times in 646 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	My families Christmas selfie props and pictures. Oh and the video I took.

01-02-2016, 06:19 PM	#6
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,548 Times in 14,914 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	Seeing a story caption that said "lair lair Pantsuit on fire" referring to Hillary Clinton!