Mustard on the CHEESE?: Idiosyncracies!

Hack · 05-11-2010, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

I knew you were Oscar.

Felix. Free your soul. Squeeze from the middle. Just once.

Mister Bent · 05-12-2010, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Hack

Felix. Free your soul. Squeeze from the middle. Just once.

Grotesque!

And your glib attitude regarding the toilet paper. Outlandish.

It makes me want to pluck out my eyelashes.

Hack · 05-12-2010, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

Grotesque!

And your glib attitude regarding the toilet paper. Outlandish.

It makes me want to pluck out my eyelashes.

And none of my bath towels match.

Tell me...do you comb the fringe on your rugs too?

Mister Bent · 05-12-2010, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Hack

And none of my bath towels match.

Tell me...do you comb the fringe on your rugs too?

Duh.

But, I do throw my dirty underwear on the bathroom floor and sometimes leave it for an hour or so.

JustJo · 05-12-2010, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

But, I do throw my dirty underwear on the bathroom floor and sometimes leave it for an hour or so.

This would never happen in my house.....

...mostly because the collie will pick it up, carry it around, and try to give it to everyone. Just sayin'

betenoire · 05-12-2010, 07:08 PM

When fixing up a cup of coffee the sweetener MUST go in before the milk. The coffee must be at optimal heat to ensure proper sweetener melting and distribution.

Oh. And I can only eat shrimp if it is breaded. Because if I can SEE the shrimp I know that it is ugly and I gag if it gets near my mouth.

skeeter_01 · 09-05-2010, 09:57 AM

this is a great thread! I have so many idiosyncracies it's not even funny!

-i LOVE mexican food but i CRINGE when i hear someone eating tortillia chips..

-the TP must go over the top...i've been known to change it around when i'm visiting someone..

-i HATE touching someone else's dirty silverware..*gag*..
speaking of dirty dishes, if someone gets dirty hands from eating (like maybe bbq sauce all over their fingers)...and leaves fingerprints on their milk glass, i will come pretty dang close to hurling...

-my pillow has to be jussssst right...cold side up, fluffed just so, no one else may use my pillow EVER!

thats all for now but i'll be back~!

skeet

Boots13 · 09-05-2010, 10:49 AM

The end of the counter is MINE ! All others are liable to get keelhulled for placing items on MY COUNTER SPACE !

Paleeeez, dont roll my socks...one gets all stretchy and I hate bunches of socks around my toes, HATE THAT.

Laundry= HOT WATER...White load, Dark load, and then whatever is leftover gets stored until there's enough to do a like-color load...

Kitchen gets cleaned if its the last thing I do at night...always.

Sofa pillows go back to their assigned place at the end of the day.

Coffee has to be piping hot...I put hot water in my cup while I wait for my pot to brew.

After making a sandwhich I must have a bite in the kitchen (what if I forgot a necessary ingredient?)

Toothpaste? Walk away from the tube and no one gets hurt. Middle squeezers must run...

I better stop now before Ms. Fru has second thoughts about moving in...

imperfect_cupcake · 06-22-2011, 12:13 PM

No mayo. Not a mayo person. no mayo on anything. she said, marrying a dutch person. and if you don't understand what that means, go look up some photos of dutch food. My wedding buffet was cooked by my mother in law and my auntie in law. They got up at 6am and cooked all day, dragged the food through the blizzard (we married on xmas solstice) and put out plate after plate, about 25 dishes in all, and I'd say 75% of them were *drenched* in mayo.

I tried to hide my West Coast Vancouverite healthfood back ground horror stricken Expression. they had worked SO hard. ugh. Then had to try and explain that some of *my* guests were vegan. which is rather difficult because in dutch vegetarian is "vega". Not the same thing. I asked them to put out the VEGAN food I spend 6 hours making the night before. "but this is Vega, here and here and here" pointing to cheese and mayo addled food. "no. veg-AN N EN. erm. can you please just put the food I made out?" "no no it's all right barbara, it's all right, we make!! see! *Proud hand swipe*"

Ugh. finally "inki. I know your auntie and mom have busted their balls all last night and been up since 6am this morning. But if they don't put the food I made out, I will kill them. Sweetly. With deep appreciation. My dutch isn't good enough. PLEASE."

What a sticky spot!

06-22-2011, 02:41 PM

Ugh! Tomatoes. Not with meat of any kind. Or cheese for that matter. Not cooked. Not tinned. Not out of season. Not with salad. Not ketchup. Not Heinz beans. No artificial tomato flavour at all. The only acceptable tomato is fresh, in season and grown by my Pops but even then I'll only have one or two.

Carrots, mashed only.

Veggies, soft. No al dente, no crudite. Soft....ta ever so in advance.

Home-made steak burgers. I will not eat a fast-food burger...never have, never will.

Bog roll over the top please.

Porridge with salt, black pepper and butter...yes I am a trifle odd.

Red wine in tumblers, like in Spain, not in stemmed glasses.

Free range, organic chicken and eggs only.

Only filo and puff pastry are acceptable to be bought in.

No peas.

Home-made roasted garlic mayo.

Not Daddies or HP but Marks and Sparks brown sauce only.

Butchers made haggis not factory made.

......I could go on!

ps. English mustard or hot sauce with *everything*...especially cheese.

Hack · 05-12-2010, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

Duh.

But, I do throw my dirty underwear on the bathroom floor and sometimes leave it for an hour or so.

We're even on that score. lol

I recently bought a real clothes hamper. I felt so...old.

DapperButch · 05-12-2010, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Hack

We're even on that score. lol

I recently bought a real clothes hamper. I felt so...old.

I'm still holding out on that one!

05-12-2010, 07:08 PM	#6
betenoire Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Satan in a Sunday Hat Preferred Pronoun?: Maow Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: The Chemical Valley Posts: 4,086 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,312 Thanked 8,738 Times in 2,565 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	When fixing up a cup of coffee the sweetener MUST go in before the milk. The coffee must be at optimal heat to ensure proper sweetener melting and distribution. Oh. And I can only eat shrimp if it is breaded. Because if I can SEE the shrimp I know that it is ugly and I gag if it gets near my mouth. __________________ bête noire \bet-NWAHR\, noun: One that is particularly disliked or that is to be avoided.

09-05-2010, 09:57 AM	#7
skeeter_01 Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: Hey you! Relationship Status: Sleeping single in a double bed.. Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: ann arbor, michigan Posts: 195 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 288 Thanked 477 Times in 130 Posts Rep Power: 3007276	this is a great thread! I have so many idiosyncracies it's not even funny! -i LOVE mexican food but i CRINGE when i hear someone eating tortillia chips.. -the TP must go over the top...i've been known to change it around when i'm visiting someone.. -i HATE touching someone else's dirty silverware..gag.. speaking of dirty dishes, if someone gets dirty hands from eating (like maybe bbq sauce all over their fingers)...and leaves fingerprints on their milk glass, i will come pretty dang close to hurling... -my pillow has to be jussssst right...cold side up, fluffed just so, no one else may use my pillow EVER! thats all for now but i'll be back~! skeet __________________ Texting while driving is a real KILLER!!! ‎"It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together...but it takes only one nut to scatter them all over the highway..." Jeff PARAMEDIC

09-05-2010, 10:49 AM	#8
Boots13 Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: No Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: PNW Posts: 823 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,387 Thanked 2,314 Times in 428 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	The end of the counter is MINE ! All others are liable to get keelhulled for placing items on MY COUNTER SPACE ! Paleeeez, dont roll my socks...one gets all stretchy and I hate bunches of socks around my toes, HATE THAT. Laundry= HOT WATER...White load, Dark load, and then whatever is leftover gets stored until there's enough to do a like-color load... Kitchen gets cleaned if its the last thing I do at night...always. Sofa pillows go back to their assigned place at the end of the day. Coffee has to be piping hot...I put hot water in my cup while I wait for my pot to brew. After making a sandwhich I must have a bite in the kitchen (what if I forgot a necessary ingredient?) Toothpaste? Walk away from the tube and no one gets hurt. Middle squeezers must run... I better stop now before Ms. Fru has second thoughts about moving in...

06-22-2011, 12:13 PM	#9
imperfect_cupcake Senior Member How Do You Identify?: feminine dolly dyke Preferred Pronoun?: Your Grace Relationship Status: I put my own care first Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In a gauze of mystery Posts: 1,776 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,426 Thanked 9,711 Times in 1,611 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	No mayo. Not a mayo person. no mayo on anything. she said, marrying a dutch person. and if you don't understand what that means, go look up some photos of dutch food. My wedding buffet was cooked by my mother in law and my auntie in law. They got up at 6am and cooked all day, dragged the food through the blizzard (we married on xmas solstice) and put out plate after plate, about 25 dishes in all, and I'd say 75% of them were drenched in mayo. I tried to hide my West Coast Vancouverite healthfood back ground horror stricken Expression. they had worked SO hard. ugh. Then had to try and explain that some of my guests were vegan. which is rather difficult because in dutch vegetarian is "vega". Not the same thing. I asked them to put out the VEGAN food I spend 6 hours making the night before. "but this is Vega, here and here and here" pointing to cheese and mayo addled food. "no. veg-AN N EN. erm. can you please just put the food I made out?" "no no it's all right barbara, it's all right, we make!! see! Proud hand swipe" Ugh. finally "inki. I know your auntie and mom have busted their balls all last night and been up since 6am this morning. But if they don't put the food I made out, I will kill them. Sweetly. With deep appreciation. My dutch isn't good enough. PLEASE." What a sticky spot!

06-22-2011, 02:41 PM	#10
Daktari Guest Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: n/a My Photo Gallery	Ugh! Tomatoes. Not with meat of any kind. Or cheese for that matter. Not cooked. Not tinned. Not out of season. Not with salad. Not ketchup. Not Heinz beans. No artificial tomato flavour at all. The only acceptable tomato is fresh, in season and grown by my Pops but even then I'll only have one or two. Carrots, mashed only. Veggies, soft. No al dente, no crudite. Soft....ta ever so in advance. Home-made steak burgers. I will not eat a fast-food burger...never have, never will. Bog roll over the top please. Porridge with salt, black pepper and butter...yes I am a trifle odd. Red wine in tumblers, like in Spain, not in stemmed glasses. Free range, organic chicken and eggs only. Only filo and puff pastry are acceptable to be bought in. No peas. Home-made roasted garlic mayo. Not Daddies or HP but Marks and Sparks brown sauce only. Butchers made haggis not factory made. ......I could go on! ps. English mustard or hot sauce with everything...especially cheese.