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04-05-2016, 05:25 PM
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two blonds
Two blonds were passing each other on opposite sides of the river when one calls out to the other "hey , how do I get to the other side". The other calls back "you're already there"
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04-05-2016, 05:28 PM
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Colors
If a bag of oranges is a bunch of oranges and a bag of lemons are a bunch of lemons why aren't grapes a bunch of purples? (groan)
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04-05-2016, 05:58 PM
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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04-13-2016, 09:39 PM
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Knock, knock.
Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (Stay silent)
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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence 
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04-14-2016, 01:04 PM
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04-17-2016, 06:34 AM
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04-26-2016, 09:38 AM
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06-01-2016, 08:54 AM
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers. 
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06-01-2016, 10:19 AM
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I love popsicle stick jokes!
Where does the catcher sit for dinner?
Behind the plate! |
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