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Senior Member
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Saltwater mermaid ♡ Join Date: May 2010
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Knock, knock.
Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (Stay silent)
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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence
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Infamous Member
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Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy ![]() Join Date: Feb 2010
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Infamous Member
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Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy ![]() Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
Posts: 9,234
Thanks: 9,840
Thanked 34,617 Times in 7,640 Posts
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Infamous Member
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Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
Happy ![]() Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
Posts: 9,234
Thanks: 9,840
Thanked 34,617 Times in 7,640 Posts
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Senior Member
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Senior Member
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Me, myself and I ![]() Join Date: Sep 2011
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How did the thread get to school?
The spool bus! |
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Infamous Member
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Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
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Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic.
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Member
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers.
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Senior Member
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Me, myself and I ![]() Join Date: Sep 2011
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Where does the catcher sit for dinner?
Behind the plate! |
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Member
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Valued Relationship Status:
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Location: Kansas
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What do you call a grumpy cow? Moo-dy!
What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? Laughing stock! What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument? A Moo-sician! Ks- |
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Member
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There are these two country farmers milking their cows.
While the one farmer is milking, a fly zooms into the cows ear. The cow starts jumping around, shaking its head and mooing. He tries to steady the cow and suddenly it settles down. He looks down and sees the fly swimming in the milk pail. He turns to his friend and asks “Golly, how’d that fly get down there so fast?” His friend replies… “IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE UDDER!” Ks- |
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Superlative Soul Sister
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Moving in a single file and sometimes a sinner. Join Date: Dec 2013
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