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Practically Lives Here
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**loved by many** Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Closer to the waves
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I'm the happiest when I'm picking on someone.
Really? Like who? ??? You, the cats, it doesn't matter. You crack me up! !!
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Junior Member
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butch Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Vegas area
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Roomie: I wonder what kind of bird that is...
Me: I think it's an oriole. Roomie: Never heard of it. Me: You never heard of an oriole? Roomie: Nope. Me: How could you never hear of an oriole? There's even a baseball team with that name... the Baltimore Orioles.... Roomie: Oh. I thought they were named after the cookie. Me: The cookie?.....(momentarily stumped, then...)You mean Oreos?
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☆ the stars are aligned ☆
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married to my Boo Daddy <3 Join Date: Feb 2010
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Boyfriend leans over, rubs my butt and says:
It's like Buddha's belly...but Shannon's butt!
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