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Old 04-25-2016, 09:06 PM   #1
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I'm the happiest when I'm picking on someone.

Really? Like who? ???

You, the cats, it doesn't matter.

You crack me up! !!
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Old 05-14-2016, 04:09 AM   #2
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Roomie: I wonder what kind of bird that is...
Me: I think it's an oriole.
Roomie: Never heard of it.
Me: You never heard of an oriole?
Roomie: Nope.
Me: How could you never hear of an oriole? There's even a baseball team with that name...
the Baltimore Orioles....
Roomie: Oh. I thought they were named after the cookie.
Me: The cookie?.....(momentarily stumped, then...)You mean Oreos?
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It's like Buddha's belly...but Shannon's butt!

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